first tribute to say 'fuck' aloud

Wash out your mouth, young man! There is a sudden rustle from overhead and a small item lands right at said tribute's feet. Upon further inspection you find the item to be a small bar of soap with a sticky note is attached. Sponsored by Colgate it reads. When you remove the sticky note all that is left is a picture of none other than Colgate O'leary smiling up at you.