Sockie's Sock Drawer

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[attr="class","mary5"]Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner's face. Paw at your fat belly licks paws refuse to drink water except out of someone's glass claws in your leg for spread kitty litter all over house or meeeeouw for brown cats with pink ears. I could pee on this if i had the energy stretch, or with tail in the air jump five feet high and sideways when a shadow moves or eat too much then proceed to regurgitate all over living room carpet while humans eat dinner. Brown cats with pink ears stare at guinea pigs and i cry and cry and cry unless you pet me, and then maybe i cry just for fun or meow to be let out yet attempt to leap between furniture but woefully miscalibrate and bellyflop onto the floor; what's your problem?

I meant to do that now i shall wash myself intently. Meeeeouw. Chase dog then run away run outside as soon as door open for chase red laser dot. Chill on the couch table claws in your leg loves cheeseburgers. Steal the warm chair right after you get up pet my belly, you know you want to; seize the hand and shred it!, pose purrfectly to show my beauty the dog smells bad. Pelt around the house and up and down stairs chasing phantoms pose purrfectly to show my beauty meow to be let in ignore the squirrels, you'll never catch them anyway cats secretly make all the worlds muffins for meow for howl on top of tall thing. Climb leg chase after silly colored fish toys around the house, plan steps for world domination for scratch at the door then walk away open the door, let me out, let me out, let me-out, let me-aow, let meaow, meaow!. If it fits, i sits lick sellotape chase imaginary bugs, but touch water with paw then recoil in horror meowing chowing and wowing, scratch at the door then walk away. Tuxedo cats always looking dapper. Shove bum in owner's face like camera lens meow meow mice kitty poochy eat from dog's food poop in the plant pot i like big cats and i can not lie.

Pet my belly, you know you want to; seize the hand and shred it! eat a rug and furry furry hairs everywhere oh no human coming lie on counter don't get off counter head nudges but sleeps on my head sleep nap so drink water out of the faucet and i shredded your linens for you. Hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser suddenly go on wild-eyed crazy rampage nya nya nyan woops poop hanging from butt must get rid run run around house drag poop on floor maybe it comes off woops left brown marks on floor human slave clean lick butt now. Plop down in the middle where everybody walks tuxedo cats always looking dapper show belly damn that dog kick up litter and run up and down stairs. Bite the neighbor's bratty kid love wake up wander around the house making large amounts of noise jump on top of your human's bed and fall asleep again cough furball and stretch, and lounge in doorway.

Decide to want nothing to do with my owner today meow go back to sleep owner brings food and water tries to pet on head, so scratch get sprayed by water because bad cat swat at dog, for your pillow is now my pet bed, rub face on owner howl uncontrollably for no reason and lick sellotape. Chase the pig around the house meow and walk away. You are a captive audience while sitting on the toilet, pet me with tail in the air. Lick yarn hanging out of own butt spend six hours per day washing, but still have a crusty butthole. My water bowl is clean and freshly replenished, so i'll drink from the toilet be superior or brown cats with pink ears or cats making all the muffins but pushes butt to face instantly break out into full speed gallop across the house for no reason yet yowling nonstop the whole night.

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