She's Okay I guess. [Anna's Birthday Thread!]

My message gets to be first because I'm the one who put this whole thing together. Anyway, we've been living together nearly a year now and I've loved every single second of it. You're one of the most beautiful, giving, talented people I've ever had the pleasure to meet and hot damn it's lucky I got you before anyone else could come snatch ya up. Hope you're having the time of your life right now. Ya old fuckin lady.


LET THE MEMES BEGIN

1.) Send Pics of Pussies or Bitches


-Tom

*sends a pic of dars with the puppy filter*
-zoëéèêēę

They are MY bitches I refuse to flaunt them
-d..d...daddy dars


-kA(+)y


-alex

birb
-uwu (AN: you do not get a grade on your paper, missus)


-ghosty


-Kousei


-Python


-Ele


-kari

2.) Choose A Headline for The Greasiest Capitol Gossip Mag



What did we learn from this poll? Everyone wants to smash.

3.) Give me the most Iconic thing Anna has ever done in your presence

I HAVE SO MANY! Like the time arx allied with me for my first games and was the sole survivor! Or the time that arx threaded with me and made one of my favorite characters become one of my favorites. Or there's always the time arx is just looking out for me and what not! She's just an amazing icon!~
-Tom

eating salt live on snapchat
-zoëéèêēę

Lived. And also been drunk on call.
-d..d...daddy dars

Jequirity Eckhart - all of her. And that one time Naveen sewed her lips shut :x
-kA(+)y

idk be gay?
-alex

One time, she whispered in my ear and said, "NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP, NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN"
-uwu

ngl,,,, salt meme pretty close
-ghosty

Meme my drunk self
"gqy"
-Kousei

win
-Python

every roast you make, every step you take I'll be watching u
-Ele

Oh god ummmm I can’t even think because I laugh at all the stupid shit she does. She was probably drunk and did something stupid. Does her having like 8 shots in two hours count? Because I was impressed
-kari

4.) Now Send her a birthday lovin, what do you like about ya girl

Arx, you are one of the first people I met on the site and I am glad I have gotten to know you through the years. You've always been someone who is so down to earth and helpful. You've been a friend of mine for a long time and I've just been glad to be able to have you as a friend! Your writing is always something I look for when you do post! It's gorgeous, so keep on writing <3 Bless you for being an amazing person who has been here for me and so many others!~ Happy Birthday Arx! I hope it's a fantastic one!
-Tom

ANNNNNA thank you for periodically dropping in my DMs with a compliment from literally out of nowhere its seriosuly so lovely thank u so much!!! also ur fuckin hilarious, down to earth and arent afraid to both sip and spill the realness tea and for that i respect you so much. u a real one. also i like that when i wear flannel u literally cant tell us apart bless up.
-zoëéèêēę

You are SO FUCKIN LIT and even though we don’t talk the most I know it is probably just cuz you feel awkward bc you left me for that tramp Jessica and now you realize how perfect we were, so I am not angry. I just feel sorry for you. ALSO i love you so much please come back to you my bed is so cold without you. You can bring the goat.
-d..d...daddy dars

Haaaaaaaaapppppppyyyyyyyyyy birthday, Arxy! You are a dedicated and steadfast member of our site staff and I'm grateful for that. Thank you for being uncompromisingly you. I hope today is everything you want it to be, including many memes (and possibly a few furries :* ).
-kA(+)y

hi hi i hope you have a very furry-filled birthday <33
-alex

I don't. I hate that bitch. Things I would do to her include this:

-uwu

omg like EVERYTHING (but particularly the writing, the memes & your personality) so HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!!!!!
-ghosty

She memes my not-so-sober self. Compliments me in the DMs. Was THE most chill ally ever in the 76th. Is a lesbian memer to the rookest degree. Ily
-Kousei

u is smart, u is funny, u is talented, and u is important
-Python

Blunt as a 420 blunt. Also, because I have nothing off to go off of, I just assume that anna is like a canadian prairie dairy farmer but more like.... american... but all I have to go off of is like, american dairy commercials, where the farmer is a proud old man wearing rainboots and standing with some cows while he flag waves in the background. So what I like about Anna is that she's probably a combination of both.
-Ele

wow it sucks because Anna hates sappy except when she’s drunk so like I guess no sappy shit I’ll just try and keep it short. But omg thanks for being an amazing friend and putting up with my shit all the time because honestly that’s really impressive. Thanks for never failing to make me laugh and sending me cute pics of you cats. You’re amazing and I look up to you even though justice cheats on elara all the time. It’s fine I’m fine. You were an amazing 21 but you’ll be even better at 22!!! Don’t get too drunk tonight xoxo
-kari

5.) Send Memez.


-Tom


-zoëéèêēę

Would it be rude to send a pic of tristen crying or something
-d..d...daddy dars

[im sorry your meme broke ur valid]
-kA(+)y


-alex


-uwu

okay i would literally send the salt meme but i lost the file again and i cry
-ghosty

[im sorry ur meme broke ur invalid]
-Kousei


-Python


-Ele


-kari

6.) Stan Loona?



Yes. Oui. Si. Ja.

7.) And Now, the gayest gif you have, please and thank you.


-Tom

[im so sorry your gif broke love u]
-zoëéèêēę

again,,, would it be rude to send like a gif of tris crying or something
-d..d...daddy dars


-kA(+)y

i googled lesbian gif and i'm at work and that was just a whole lotta yikes but you know
-alex (AN: ur a brave soul we thank you for your sacrifice)

[im sorry ur gay broke, i'd get a doctor to look at that]
-uwu


-ghosty

This is the gayest thing a straight brit could find:

-Kousei


-Python


-Ele

Excuse me? Gay in my good Christian neighborhood??

-kari

8.) Include anything i missed here.

funny thing about this catagory? two people sent in '<3' and now i can't tell who sent what. basically, y'all r bitched.

Happy birthday my love. Hope you've had a good one.