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Lyn𝛿is
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does the walker choose the path, or the path the walker? ✯

[Prank family blitz] Jan 26, 2019 3:08:33 GMT -5

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Post by Lyn𝛿is on Jan 26, 2019 3:08:33 GMT -5

galley prank

Being mayor sounds fun, she thinks. She imagines Bryson Ripsaw with a big, fancy mansion, surrounded by the sort of fancy meals they only got to see on TV, and pretty women he could get who'd do all his boring work for him, like paperwork. Not that she really knows what paperwork adults did, other than that they needed to do a lot of it and that it was boring. Mayors, after all, were only supposed to do important things. And if Mommy got to be mayor, they'd get to be important people too. Lane would have plenty of room to keep her pets in, and and Tess would get to swing around the fancy chandeliers.

"You're awesome, mommy!" she cheers, jumping up and down against the squeaky floorboards. "I hope you get to be a mayor!"

Last Edit: Jan 26, 2019 3:11:43 GMT -5 by Lyn𝛿is

"Yeah… You have to be careful when placing labels on good and evil, Celice. Never waste your anger on individuals. Always focus it on the evil within all of us."
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djed carnelian . d8m [kap]
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goomy goomy on the brain

[Prank family blitz] Jan 26, 2019 6:17:04 GMT -5

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Post by djed carnelian . d8m [kap] on Jan 26, 2019 6:17:04 GMT -5

Drôle Prank

When I first was told that Mom was running for mayor, I had Gregory, my three-legged toad, in hand, who croaked with joy, not too different from myself. Today, I hear one of my many siblings, Galley, jumping with happiness and squealing something about Mom having the chance to become mayor. A smile crosses my face, and I come into the room where Galley and Mom are, rather quickly. For some reason, it's actually gotten me quite excited that our mother might become mayor. Although, maybe that's just because we could end up with a house that's a suitable size for all of us kids.

"Momma, if you become mayor, we could get a big house, and maybe Zeus won't complain so much!" I said with a laugh. Of course, I knew, if Zeus were to hear that, he wouldn't be happy. Zeus never really did seem happy with the things that I said, but chaos was part of the Prank family, after all, wasn't it?

I hear Zeus's footsteps coming in the room and words that resemble 'excuse me?'. A grin crosses my face.

"How's your campaign-thing going, Momma?"

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[Prank family blitz] Jan 26, 2019 7:03:43 GMT -5

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Post by djed carnelian . d8m [kap] on Jan 26, 2019 7:03:43 GMT -5

Zeus Prank

Siblings. I swear to Ripred they exist purely for the purpose of annoying the absolute shit out of me. When the concept of brothers and sisters was created, the thought must have been, 'how can we fuck up Zeus Prank's life the most?' because that's literally what having over 10 siblings has done to me.

Drôle (what a stupid-ass name, by the way) had decided to start off my morning with a quick little comment that made me want to throw her out the window.

"Momma, if you become mayor, we could get a big house, and maybe Zeus won't complain so much!" she said.

First of all, who actually calls Gin Prank 'Momma' besides her? She has what... a dozen kids, at least? I'm pretty sure Drôle is the only little twerp that calls her 'Momma'. Most of the young ones call her 'Mommy', which, granted, is annoying in and of itself, but Drôle just had to be different, didn't she? The kid's such a nuisance. I hate kids. It's hard to believe that I ever was one.

Secondly, does she really think a bigger house would stop me from complaining?

"Drôle, why would I stop complaining if I still have to live with you idiots?" I commented in response to her. George, my tailless squirrel, was resting on my shoulder, giving an 'evil eye' to my nearest sibling, which was Galley. I liked to keep my distance from Drôle so I didn't throttle her, but that didn't mean that myself or my squirrel were going to be nice to the other kids.

I look to our mother for a moment.

"Oh, yeah, and good luck with everything, Ma. We could use the money."

Most would think that what I said was rude, and yeah, it probably was.

Did I care, though?

Nope.

Sleepy Fluttershy
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«Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm». (Winston Churchill)

[Prank family blitz] Jan 26, 2019 14:00:02 GMT -5

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Post by Sleepy Fluttershy on Jan 26, 2019 14:00:02 GMT -5

Gin Prank.

She knows that the results of the election are coming soon. And this makes her nervous. Just a tiny little bit nervous. If she doesn't win, she knows she will still have her house and her family and that is what matters.

Speaking of her family, they all seem to be excited about everything she is doing. But the only thing they understand is probably the salary she is going to get. Adding that money to the family budget might improve their financial situation, no doubt. But at the same time, she's worried that she will have less time for her children.

Who is she going to leave them with when she has meetings or other important things to do? Zeus? Could she seriously ever trust him with the task? He would just be annoyed, he is not a people person and definitely not a Prank sibling person. All the eldest children should better stay away from the little ones, they might be a bad influence.

"You're awesome, mommy!" Galley says "I hope you get to be a mayor!".

"Thank you, sweetheart". She smiles at her youngest child warmly. Galley is truly a wonder, just like each and every one of her children.

"Momma, if you become mayor, we could get a big house, and maybe Zeus won't complain so much!"

She wants to stop her other daughter from picking on Zeus but it is too late.

"Drôle, why would I stop complaining if I still have to live with you idiots?"

Gin listens to them and her heart is stung once again by Zeus and Drôle bickering. But at the same time she is glad they support her.

"Zeus, being a teenager doesn't excuse calling people idiots. I hope you understand that. And Drôle, I wish you tried harder to find some common ground with your brother."

But at the same time, she is not going to be more harsh than necessary, so she pays attention to Drôle's question and Zeus's second phrase as well."

"Thank you for the support, though, darling."

She smiles at her son and fights the urge to pull him into a hug. He doesn't look like much of a hugger.

"And as for my campaign... I guess it's going. I've got a huge list of people to talk to because apparently that's a thing candidates do to make an impression."