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frankel Moderator 4,206 POSTS Pronouns: She/Her last seen May 21, 2024 23:35:53 GMT -5 call me jaded	Better To Be Safe Than Sorry Jan 31, 2019 13:23:16 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by frankel on Jan 31, 2019 13:23:16 GMT -5 The first tributes to show public displays of affection will receive a “safe sex starter pack”. That includes retro style pamphlets on how to do it “safely” for there is no protection in the wild midwest.

frankel Moderator 4,206 POSTS Pronouns: She/Her last seen May 21, 2024 23:35:53 GMT -5 call me jaded	Better To Be Safe Than Sorry Mar 18, 2019 16:05:29 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by frankel on Mar 18, 2019 16:05:29 GMT -5 This was triggered by Nico Thorne and Francisco Bloom here.

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Better To Be Safe Than Sorry Mar 18, 2019 17:09:29 GMT -5

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Post by sbeeg on Mar 18, 2019 17:09:29 GMT -5

To make up for not reading the Bloodbath, both Saturn Rhodon and Exover Endor will receive a box of condoms with "Monster Condoms for Magnum Dongs" written on the side and a tape player with a single cassette with only the Leonard Cohen version of Hallelujah on it.

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