Happy 21st Birthday, Lance!

Happy 21st Birthday, Lance! Jun 22, 2019 17:51:39 GMT -5

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Post by Benson Sharpe D3M [Tom] on Jun 22, 2019 17:51:39 GMT -5

HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY, LANCE!

Happy Birthday, Lance! You're always going to know it's me. I have your birthday thread on LOCK every year. Anyways, I love you and I hope today is a brilliant day for you dude! You've done so much for me over the years you've been here. We've gone through a lot of highs and lows, but we've always managed to stay in each other's corners. I just want to say how proud I am to see you succeeding in the things you put your mind to lance. I just want to say that you are so important to me and others and that you deserve all the happiness in the world. Have a good day today Lance! You're finally old enough to drink! ~~Next time I see you, I'll have to buy you a drink lol.~~

NOW! This wouldn't be a Birthday thread without our lovely site members answers to some Birthday Questions!

Come Up with a punny alcoholic drink for Lance's 21st!

Te-Kill-Ya Sunrise.... Duh -Ryan

One tequila, Two tequila, Three tequila, Floor! -Kay

The 'Lance-a-lot-of-tequila' Cocktail! Guaranteed to make you feel excellent until you get home and promptly pass out in the shower. Tried & tested by your local Kiwis! -Zoe

not exactly a pun but here have some hunger games cocktail recipes Here -Lyndis

Lancelot's Rancid Pot, creme de menthe and pickle juice with a cbd oil drop for good measure -Cameron

TequiLANCE -Mattio

then pearish [two shots vodka, four shots pear flavoring, sprite, and ice] i came up with this shit on my own and tbh it sounds good i'm a genius -Darsy uwu

I will not promote alcoholism. Thank you. -Tris

Cynthia Rosé: a rose spritzer with rosemary & thyme simple syrup + a lemon rind curl -Shrimp

Drunk at first gLANCE -Arrows

Blame It on the Aperol: gin, aperol, lemonade, and seltzer (totally didn’t look this up on google) -Kari

no because our relationship is on the rocks at the moment -Griffin

Cock-tail - that's already been done, huh? -Cameo (Nope, not done already)

Lance a LOT of flavors - Legit just Sangria -Me, Tom

Who's your favorite Lance tribute?

Cynthia Rose Delgado D1F (77th) -Ryan

Tyler Westbrook D5M (71st) -Kay

Cynthia Rose Delgado D1F (77th) -Zoe

Cynthia Rose Delgado D1F (77th) -Lyndis

Tyler Westbrook D5M (71st) -Cameron

Tyler Westbrook D5M (71st) - Mattio

Tyler Westbrook D5M (71st) -Ems

Jessica Braun D2F (81st) -Darsy uwu

Isaac Jacobi D1M (78th) -Tris

Cynthia Rose Delgado D1F (77th) -Shrimp

Lucas O'Hara D9M (75th) -Stare

Jacob Fel D11M (82nd) -Arrows

Cynthia Rose Delgado D1F (77th) -Kari

Cynthia Rose Delgado D1F (77th) -Griffin

Maxwell Temple D9M (80th) -Cameo

Natalie Brandt D8F (73rd) -Me, Tom

Who will Lance get reaped with next?

Yara Hailsham -Ryan

- -Kay (I didn't know you had a character named Dash, Lance (love you, kay))

Jasmine Rosewood, we need some big lyanna mormont energy!!! -Zoe

Daenerys Stormfire -Lyndis

A moody gay -Cameron (Mood)

Crayola Kreans bc puns -Mattio

Nathaniel Summit -Ems

Not Olyvar. -Darsy uwu (Now I want Olyvar)

Whoever he wants reaped! I speak it into existence. -Tris

Victoria not-Korona #plot twist -Shrimp

NOT GUNNAR -Stare (Agreed)

A Lumiere! -Arrows

I’m literally not even picky like just give me one every single games pls thnx -Kari

JOONG-KI -Griffin

Himself =0 -Cameo

Natasha Delacroix -Me, Tom

Explain to Lance why you love him more than me (I'll win xoxo)

The master of Puns, and the person I can go to in order to help me with engine math because god that is a pain in the ass and I would have lost my MIND during the 79th, if I had not done so. -Ryan

I'll admit it: his punny sense of humor! -Kay

because he's my MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!! and so funny, kind and super intelligent. no matter how lance is feeling that day he is always the first to support you, uplift you and make sure you feel better. lance never complains or hesitates to put his own ish aside to support his friends in their time of need and that is such a wonderful energy that i think i definitely take for granted. lance is also the first person to admit when he (rarely) messes up which does seem like a lot for someone to do but for lance it's like second-nature, which is phenomenal. also he's a BEAST at reinhardt stan tempered rejects!!!!!!!! -Zoe

sorry I'm not a homewrecker xoxo -Lyndis

We're tethered -Cameron (I see what you did there)

because the first ever photo/screenshot on my phone is literally from lance. beat that -Mattio

:shrug: -Ems (I guess I win)

I love lance more than tom because I am not tom. and also because i am darren which means lance loves me more as well xo -Darsy uwu (we beefin')

I would if I did. 😘💕 -Tris

His puns sometimes aren't terrible -Shrimp

Because he is my favorite even after he broke my nose -Stare

I don’t love him more, I love him equally because our love is a trio. However, I love lance to the moon and back because he is always such a funny, supportive, and genuine friend. Some of my favorite calls and threads have come from chatting with Lance 😍 -Arrows (awwww)

WELL I feel like Tom will beat me up but you’re literally amazing and wonderful and so great to your friends. You go out of the way to help us and I don’t know what I would do without you!! Thank you for keeping me sane and always making dumb puns because they somehow still make me laugh LOL -Kari (<3 <3 <3)

i just,,, do -Griffin

But I love you both equally =3 -Cameo (awww)

You've always been someone I could go to when I need it. You're a brilliant person with so much to give to the world. You deserve all the happiness in the world lance. You've always been the tank to my support. Thank you for always being my rock these past years. Love you lance <3 -Me, Tom

Link your favorite Lance posts/threads here!

here -Ryan

[insert link to Tethered feels] -Kay

I'm still laughing at "Then at number eighteen, Ripred was just like "haha just kidding you're gonna die now" and well, here I am." -Zoe

lazy and on mobile rn but: that one early Jessica oneshot where she kills dummies the way past d2 tribs died, and also Melissa Catlyn's 75th mayor speech -Lyndis

Cynthia's posts in the finale will always be iconic, but I gotta quote my boy Akira: "I regret taking life, but I don't— But I don't regret fighting for mine. So we're on the same page then." -Darsy uwu

Too lazy to link, big shocker there; but his ability to make each of his characters so unique and animated is one of my favorite things about his style! -Tris

here -Stare

here -Arrows

I’m on mobile but it’s most def anything Cynthia related !! -Kari

here -Griffin

here -Cameo

I have so many
one
two
three -Me, Tom

Gif Time!

-Ryan

-Kay

-Zoe

here
-Lyndis

-mattio

-Ems

here is a gif:

but also
here is a song: here
-Darsy uwu

sorry, i'm on mobile! 💔
-Tris (forgiven)

-Stare

-Arrows

-Kari

-Griffin

-Cameo

Mine's at the top
-Me, Tom

Do you ship Tomalot?

Yes -Lyndis

No -Cameron and Darsy uwu

I am the president of their fanclub -Kay (Of course lol)

Maybe -Ryan, Mattio, Ems, and Griffin

Probably -Arrows

Always -Zoe, Tris, Shrimp, Stare, Kari, and Cameo

Lastly, Tell Lance how important he is/how much you love him/happy birthday wishes here!

Happy Birthday Lance! I hope you have a good one!! -ryan

Happy birthday, Lance!!! I hope this is the greatest one yet because yay booze!!!! Enjoy your day. Yeet! -d10f ekta ram // [earthling]

I JUST DID that but uhhhhh i love you, you are such a light in my life and others. you are an incredible human being and we are so lucky to know you, to have you on this website, and be in your presence!!!!!!!! hammer DOWN!!!!!!!!!! -[ retro gm ] angel lí ✨

Congrats, have fun, enjoy the wine! -Lyn𝛿is

Lance I forgot this birthday questionnaire was for you cuz tom made it all about himself, what's new there! Hope you have a bitchin birthday and you don't die of alcohol poisoning!!! Also we stan Jason Fell -cameron

LANCE! You have been such an icon for me for so long, and I feel like in some ways, we've grown up in the same HGRPG-age together, and it's been a pleasure. Happy birthday! -LAIN 🍽 1M | Mattio

happy brithday! hope it's a good one <3 -10th retro gm | paxton hayes

I said I don't ship tomalot bc I ship tomalars. ANYWAY. I love you so freaking much, you're one of the most special ppl ever and I am so happy that I have the privilege of knowing you bc ur just a nerdy ex high school wrestler who loves overwatch and pokemon and i just wanna SQUEEZE U my lil sugary squish with curly hair and glasses!!!!!! no okay i seriously do love you though and you are such an icon and you do so much for the site and you deserve the sun and the stars for your birthday (if you cant get the real ones, store bought is fine,) and I am probably gonna make you things or something idk u deserve nice things for ur birthday anyway HAPPY BIRTHDAY PLEASE BE RESPONSIBLE OR I'LL KICK YOUR ASS -hesper hart 🐺 d9f (be responsible!)

I love him this much: []. There is nothing inside those brackets. And he is this -> [] important to me. Not at all. Happy birthday, you worthless hag! 🎉 -d7f amber bosch 🌿 tris

Happy birthday lance! Hope it's filled with lots of fun and great people 🙌 thanks for being a great co-GM and an awesome friend -shrimp

Laaaaance you are wonderful and I absolutely adore you <3 you always have so much energy and are such a genuinely friendly, thoughtful person. I hope you birthday is filled with spectacular puns and looooots of water -Stare

Lance I could write a long letter, but I shall refrain. I absolutely love you and appreciate your friendship so much. You are and continue to be one of my favorite people and so I hope you have the most amazing day possible! Now, go rock that video game bar!!! -Arrows

HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY !! join the legal club but don’t get too drunk because yikes we hate hangovers around here. I hope your birthday is super amazing because you deserve it. Keep making puns always xoxo -d1b. xylia fray ♕ kaяi

ur the best mom ever and u always manage to make me laugh! u have this jovial, positive aura which effortlessly brings joy to everyone. also, ur like damn smart? the best, i swear. i wish you a massive happy birthday! hope you celebrate it on your own, happy terms. love u! -napoleon, d2m ₊⊹ 🐁 ɢʀɪғғɪɴ.

The one who can always make me cackle with just a simple pun <3 You are truly amazing, & I love you so much(= Through everything I know you're always there to listen to me, understand when it feels like no one else would, & love me back no matter what^^ Thanks for being you -Cameo {RIP Charlie}

Lance, I love you. You are so important to me and so many people here on THGRPG. Never forget that. You always understood me, even when I'm being kind of a stubborn asshole, (it's my taurus nature) but you make me a better person. You're always there for me and I hope I am always there for you too. I will say, I had a bigger surprise for you, but that's not turned out to be done yet, but I mean, wouldn't be your birthday without a belated gift by me Anyways have a fantastic birthday lance! Don't drink too much! Be responsible! And More importantly, have fun dude! -Benson Sharpe D3M [Tom]