What man has made of man {Carmen's letters}

From: Carmeu Stirliug
To: Shy Anpergiue

Hellow Veggie! Cau I jnst sai dat I miss iew a lot? My writiug is gettiug worse beecuz iew uever helpt me wiz ze spelliug like iew promist. But I wil try to do it curectly. Iew haf uo idea how difrant thingz haf bin. I dou't kuow where to start. Cathy haz a jop anb I siug aloue. It iz more fnu becuz I cau swear at Pisskeeperz aud run awai befor they see me anb Cathy never let me bo zat. Also lonely tho. I wish iew cud siug wiz me here and teech me to rite properly. Pleez tell me what mestakez I maid here if iew reply. Snow sux but I howp I can see iew agan and cudle.

Luff (iz it too "f"s or one "f"?)

-Car

OOC: Carmen S. dictionary
n=u
u=n
Iew= pathetic attempt to spell "you"
ed=t
ve=f
th=z (sometimes)

More coming soon when I edit this post.
b=p=d