we won't skimp on the birthday of shrimp!

If Shrimp was another crustacean, what would he be?

squid - goat
a chastity belt idk i refuse to say any other actual crustacean - dars
garlic butter prawns, with a sprinkle of lemon juice and garnished with finely chopped parsley - lyndis
Google says starfish are crustaceans so I'd say a starfish because Shrimp is a star <3 <3 <3 - tom
starfish!! - zoyeet
branchiura - puppo
crayfish - fireflyz
lbr probably some sort of crab since things keep evolving into crabs - wt
Barnacle - thundy
that shrimp cray - cameron

Describe Shrimp in one word

Amazing - thundy
AMAZING - puppo
T A L E N T ! - zoyeet
Magnificent - tom
thoughtful - lyndis
beautiful - dars
cool ! - goat
jumbo - cameron

Which of Shrimp's tributes would you like to see for an all star back-from-the-dead games?

Will Atlas - 1 vote
Anastasia Fortescue - 1 vote
Sundra Wie - 8 votes
Ewe Saw - 5 votes
Galaxy Rose-Clemens - 4 votes
Anise Himura - 5 votes
Alice Sullivan - 3 votes

If Shrimp came home and you were in his room holding a birthday present, what would it be?

idk maybe some nice markers? - goat
myself(; or like idk a cook book as a backup - dars
some sort of hgrpg-themed cooking gadget, probably - lyndis
Honestly, I don't know, maybe a lot of tea? - tom
the world - puppo
a white rose - fireflyz
a fresh dish of whatever food he most recently described in intense detail in a post - wt
just, so much food - thundy
daniel radcliffe with bows on his heads - cameron

What's your favorite Shrimp!games?

70th - 33.3%
76th - 11.1%
82th - 55.6%

What's your favorite memory of Shrimp?

always the food puns - thundy
that time on TC that he was like "what if I just did a face mask, right now," and then did - wt
being district partners in the retro games (also anything to do w yejide in general) - fireflyz
anise v Eva - by far one of the best fighting threads I've had ❤️ - puppo
i already said this in the secret santa but all our crazy tiny chats, making the site skin, the 65th, just chatting and being around shrimp on slack is a delight!!! <3 - zoyeet
Happy Birthday Shrimp! I'd say some of my favorite memories of shrimp are always the times we plot things out, he's always got a way to make me really hype about writing in general! So glad to have Enzo & Hearth <3 <3 - tom
hilarious: when Alice Sullivan offered everyone booze!apples and got our alliance drunk
serious: the conversations we've had about diversity and representation in writing - lyndis
His whisper ASMR - dars
every time we tc and there’s always some sort of shenanigans going on - goat

Tell Shrimp a birthday joke

How do u describe Austin? Shrimply the best. - dars
I couldn't find any good shrimp jokes so here have a cursed(?) image: - lyndis
I - tom (side note from cameron, this is my personal favorite joke)
- zoyeet
Where do shrimp sleep? In a water bed! - puppo
i pulled a mussel at the seafood dance last night - fireflyz
where do shrimp go to get loans? the... [cymbal crash] prawn shop - wt

Miscellaneous!!!

Shrimp <3 happy birthday! I hope the year ahead is good to you. you're such a genuine, imaginative, and talented person, on top of being remarkably thoughtful in anything you do and funny as hell to boot. I'm incredibly glad and grateful to be your friend and I appreciate everything you do. thank you, and I hope the world reflects all of that right back at you. - wt
happy birthday, shrimp!! you are so kind and wonderful and creative and just a joy to interact with. I hope you have the happiest of days, also here: m.youtube.com/watch?v=mEqgeCY2rXk - fireflyz
- zoyeet
- lyndis
- dars
insert furby gif here - goat
happy birthday shram, I am so thankful that you don't hold will atlas's double death against me and I literally love u so much, hope your day is terrific and at least it's not a monday birthday!!! - cameron