im feeling a bit nippy or is it just WINDY!!!!!!('s bday)

H A P P Y
B I R T H D A Y
C L A I R E
!!!!!!!!!

We fucking love you and are so so so happy to be celebrating your birthday! We stan a pisces in this house ladies. Here's what some of your favorite people have to say for your super duper special decial silly dilly birthday wirthday!!!!


who is your favorite Windy tribute?
Kay - Bob Ross
dars - mmmmmmmm this is hard!!! fitz!!!
zori - Noah Ripley!!!!
Shrimp - Claudio!
Thundy - Noah Ripley
Geebs - DIO
goat - dio, straight(?) king
zoe - FITZ
WT - ook I'm never gonna not have soft spots for Blue and for Noah, but also Dio is a delight, and also all Windy tribs are good tribs
me - big dio energy im so sorry I killed him

you go on a movie date with windy to see sinister, but damn, its sold out! where do you go instead?
Kay - The Pacific ocean to watch the waves, scramble over rocks and admire the tide pools.
dars - a foreign country she hasn't been to yet!!!!
zori - Well, probably try to see if there's another movie, and then maybe force Windy to get drunk and watch the award winning CATS movie with me. JK! Probably just get ice cream and play some board games.
Shrimp - Korean BBQ
Thundy - we go to Russian House, get wasted, pull some rugs off of the walls and wear them like capes
Geebs - To a nice dinner far away from weight rooms.
goat - well it’s 2020 so i already bought us tickets online. i also get windy that sweet sweet 50% off concession discount
zoe - AQUARIUM!!!
WT - we go look at some nice rainbows
me - we get take out korean and go back to my place where she meets my cat and also I force her to watch RAINBOWS anyway

in the future there are no cars and everyone gets fun alternative transportation like jet propelled boots and mechanical wings - what does windy get??
Kay - A Chariot pulled by genetically engineered unicorns
dars - well she already has angel wings so this seems redundant but she gets a body pillow that she can cuddle with as it flies her around
zori - A hoverboard!
Shrimp - A functioning autocorrect
Thundy - her own personal cloud, like those Evil Cloud People (yeah idk what they’re called) in Mario games
Geebs - robo Gucci boots
goat - she just flies
zoe - her own personal tornado! cmon dorothy!!
WT - a copy of her favorite comfiest pair of shoes ever, but with antigravity generators built into the soles
me - its like spiderman but with rock climbing ropes that shoot out from her hands and latch on to stuff

windy has fallen off the rock wall and broken her leg, what do you bring her to help cheer her up?
Kay - An orthopedic doctor.
dars - a raw carrot. it would be unexpected and thus she would laugh
zori - Lots of furbies!!!! No - just tea and pillows and blankets, and whatever treats she'd want to eat.
Shrimp - A mobile dnd campaign
Thundy - my friendship
Geebs - Time travel to bring bob ross to paint her a mountain scene
goat - very large containers of panera soup
zoe - kdramas and soup!
WT - a video compilation of Best Gritty Shenanigans
me - well she wouldnt have fallen off with her spiderman hands but I bring her a vibrator duh

windy is beautiful and radiant and insanely kind, but she's also???
Kay - Funny, honest, mature!
dars - so genuinely nice and supportive and exciting to talk to. every time she sees me in chat she screams my name and makes me feel warm and welcome and it's just really precious and admirable and sweet and i love her sm
zori - Hilarious, fun, and someone that's so lovely and creative, but grounded.
Shrimp - Resilient, hilarious, and a kickass writer
Thundy - in her own words, a slut for pasta
Geebs - Incredibly smart and hilarious.
goat - fucking hilarious
zoe - SO HARD WORKING!!!
WT - hilarious and hardworking and a person w integrity and v talented and a delight to be around
me - sexy

GIF/MEME/ETC
Kay - 💕💕💕💕💕
dars -
zori -
Shrimp - Happy birthday fam ❤️ You are one of the strongest people I've had the privilege to meet. You are kind, corageous, and such a fun person to write with. You deserve so much, and I hope durinff 20-funny, your life is filled with laughter and love
Thundy -
Geebs - I’m on mobile but you rock
goat - happy bdayyyyy not-mystery claire 💕💕
me - who needs the functioning autocorrect now shrimp / haha geebs good rock climbing joke I get it / haha goat mystery claire like mister eclaire my porn name real funny haha / WINDY I LOVE YOU I WILL SCREAM IT FOREVER YOU ARE A M A Z I N G I am SO glad we met way back when and hugged forever!!!! Happy birthday!!!!!!