a list of grievances against tristen

hbd hoe 1!!!1!!

We know he is a fairy. But what kind of fairy?

forest fairy!!!! - your second best friend! (zoe)

One that sasses you and turns into a tree - geebs

tristen is a wild meadow fairy. he lives to dance around the flowers, turn their petals into capes & dance around in the sun with them. also, probably has some beef with the bees & likes cutting off their stingers to use for himself :le shrug: - kaitlin

he's a wood nymph who will both turn himself into a tree for the rest of his life and also a god that would curse another for having too much beauty - alexxx

swamp – he lives right next to shrek. - griffin

one of the ones from the tinkerbell movies - cameron

the kind that's gonna lure me out of my sweet little house at night and tempt me into the woods so he can feast on my flesh, inch by inch while we make deep eye contact. - ele duh

I left my shoes out in the woods as an offering but he stole my firstborn child instead - aya

Baba yaga (he's gonna scalp me, hope u enjoy how his new wig looks) - kay

I googled this and apparently Elves are fairies? So I'm going to go with elves. - zori

that's none of my business! - goat

the absolute best kind - stare

alright i have two options here and he will kill me because im sure both are wrong but i would say either one that super cute little fairy that does stuff to annoy you on person and then giggles like hehe wasn't me !! or second option would so be a woodland fairy decked out in only the highest quality leaves with the longest most beautiful hair aka anything that is extra is tris - kari

poo - dars


Try and guess what he is wearing today.
If you are right, you win, if you lose I get to publicly ridicule you.
Note: he is wearing an orange tshirt and gray basketball shorts


one of those pretty pastel animal crossing looks he has with the tiara included! - your second best friend!

Striped v-neck - geebs

if u tell me he’s not wearing basketball shorts i will be VERY impressed - kait

a hoodie - alexxx

baseball shorts and axe body spray with a white sleeveless shirt. - griffin

shorts + t shirt???? shorts + t shirt. - cameron

Whatever he wears on his birthday will be his birthday outfit, therefore, I'm gonna guess he's wearing his birthday outfit. - ele duh

there's definitely a plastic tiara involved - aya

A plaid shirt (is it still cold there?? if it's warm, then just the following), a sleeveless tee, jeans, boots, and some tasteful makeup - kay

I don't know! Something comfortable because we're all in quarantine??? - zori

cargo shorts - goat

basketball shorts? - stare

his birthday suit hehehehehehe anyway maybe a flannel? because virginia and stuff - kari


What job do you think tris should have? no "whatever he wants" answers or ur banned

i've always said tris would be a great publicist but i also think something in design or a visual merchandiser!! - your second best friend!

Professional animal crossing clothing designer - geebs

tristen should find himself a rich husband and be the most perfect house wife in his satin bathrobe. no one will suspect him when he’s suddenly widowed and exorbitantly wealthy and can get his own trophy wife. just watch the knives, tris! what goes around comes around :eyes: - kaitlin

a reclusive writer in the smoky mountains - alexxx

a writer, ugh. i would eat everything he writes. - griffin

princess probably - cameron

Tris is a great friend and always supportive so I think he should be an advice columnist! - ele duh

asking people riddles from under a bridge and throwing them into the water even if they get the answer right - aya
essentially, she said you are a troll(:

A famous actor - kay

I am having a hard time picking something? :soy: Um... school teacher?- zori

professional trampoline backflipper - goat

a famous author who becomes so rich and famous that he rules over us all - stare

ACTUALLY i think he'd be like a really great creative director for photoshoots, like you know the people who have the vision like yes this plant here! model must be here exactly and then when the model starts to do shitty he steps in like LET ME SHOW YOU HOW and proceeds to make the photographer take 50 frames of just him - kari


Of his tributes, which has been your favorite?

7.1% - Dakota Lambert
14.3% - Penelope Marcet
14.3% - Faline Varley
14.3% - Euley Sarasin
21.4% - Sophie Fray
28.6% - Pillar Fray


Who should he win with?

vera, ophelia, or aspen! - your second best friend!

Any of them tbh - geebs

tiny dancer jane hailsham has some homies to avenge 👀 - kaitlin

Ella Dubois - ems

not to be biased but his le roux :)) or jane hailsham. - griffin

ella bc florence pugh cannot die - cameron

Arie Krigel - aya

Pillar and/or Sophie Fray my heart :sob: but any bad bitch would do <3 - kay

Breena Orion - zori

Cilla Libertine because that name :hearteyes: that FC :doublehearteyes: - stare

literally as long as it is a career tristen and the rest of the world will be satisfied (that is because his careers are beautiful) - kari

jane or aspen! - dars


Send a Happy Birthday message. Or a sad one. Or use this time to voice any complaints you may have against him.

happy happy birthday you gorgeous human! i am so proud of how much you have accomplished this past year, be it with your job or just who you are as a person. i love you so much and hope we can see each other later this year if not next year!! you are a delight and such a warm beacon of light in my life and i am so blessed and thankful to have you as a friend. i adore you and love you and am so grateful for your wise, thoughtful, talented, kind, sincere, incredible self!! love you forever twinnie have a fantastic day <3 - your second best friend!

Happy birthday tris!! 💕❤️ - geebs

ok. so. i am admittedly mobile so this is going to be not as much as you deserve precious boy, but you are wonderful tristen. truly truly. never let the sun set on that sass of yours. you’re one for the history books. love u angel. hope that u have a wonderful birthday x - kaitlin

hello my love, i hope today is absolutely amazing for you because you deserve everything. thank you endlessly for your friendship and your kind words and your magical writing that pushes everyone to be a better writer. love you <3 - alexxx

I hope you have a fabulous birthday and that all your wishes come true. Happy birthday <3 - ems

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BITCH. the amount of love i have for u is overwhelming. i love your jokes, i love your way of talking, i love your writing — how you picture such beautiful pictures with mere words. i am so thankful that this site allowed me to meet you because where would i be without your nagging taurean ass? i hope this one’s a good one for you, no matter how grim the circumstances, and if it isn’t, just come to my messages and i’ll write a 5-page praising essay about u. - griffin

happy birthday !!!!!! i hope you dont have to WORK that would be GROSS!!!! if you do then i change my answer for outfit to "work uniform" bc i must win. anyway i hope you have a fantastic birthday and eat an entire meatloaf!!!! - cameron

Thanks for being in my life for nearly a decade, I love you very much my boy and am so glad that you have been in my life for this long. Even if we don't talk for bits at a time, i know I can always count on you. I love u a lot, happy birthday! - ele duh

Happy birthday!!! - aya

Happy birthday!!!!!!!! My only complaint is that I miss my Neopets buddy!!!! Let's make things cute again :* Hope you do have some fun today! Eat good things! Be well! - kay

Happy Birthday Tris! I hope you have an excellent day! <3 - zori

happy birthday tris but unfortunately i still have to speak to ur manager - goat

Trisssss I am so, so, so happy that I've had the opportunity to know you for as long as you've been on the site. You are a ray of sunshine and kindness and I absolutely adore you. Happy birthday, lovely! <333 - stare

TRIS!!! ILYSM! idk what i would do without your harassment every day, it would simply not be the same if i didnt wake up to someone calling me a spoiled wench! or if i didnt have all your face claims to share now that would be sad. but in all seriousness i am so thankful to have you as a friend you are so sweet and listen to me even when i complain about the dumbest shit and you always find a way to make me feel better, a great talent to have honestly! i adore you and your writing and all the fun memories we share i hope there are so many more to come or i might actually be depressed. happy happy birthday bby xoxo - kari

you never close any cabinet doors, you have a tendency of leaving things to """soak""" in the sink, and you really really really like basketball shorts. but i guess you were born once and that's pretty cool and i think you are a pretty swell fella mhm mhm mhm. happy birthday!!!!!!!!! - dars