a win for the gays | hbd arx

arx it's ur birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you're a pretty rad gal, and i'm thrilled as ever to be able to call you my friend on this special day. you're always so fun to talk to, so honest to who you are, and also just really, really, reaaaaaaaallly gay. but i'm not the only one who thinks so! oh, no! lots of people love a good trucker lesbian so, without further delay, i asked for some stuff and they gave me answers!

Arx needs a new meme bc literally I am not strong enough to handle the bee movie script anymore I'm just. I just can't. Please give her a new one to obsess over. Please.

"look i know u said new but consider: "Barry: [sarcastically] Yes, and Adam here has a been a huge help. Adam: [asleep in an empty Cinnabon box]"" - kaitlin

"bazinga!" - rave


- bday twin


- a bitch, but her bitch


- python


- it's me, ele


- tris

Since you probably cannot be there with her for her birthday, and also cannot actually buy her something, what would you buy her?

"a lifesize cut out of barry the bee" - kaitlin
(listen ur really testing my patience, bitch)

"A voucher for wine tasting in Napa!! Soon!! Maybe!!!" - kay

"A big fat kiss wtf 🥰🥺👄 Jess got me jealous 😔" - rave

"a bee movie plush" - bday twin
(Stop! Encouraging! Her!)


- a bitch, but her bitch
(Jev and I will also celebrate! xo )

"feet pics" - python

"it's already in the mail ta da " - it's me, ele

"a fragment of my collarbones" - tris

would you bang Justice?

12.5% : yes
12.5% : maybe if i was drunk
37.5% : i already have
37.5% : absolutely

happy birthday messages! don't be afraid to get sappy; the goal here is to make her uncomfortable with our love!

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im mobile so this is shitty but hey!!! ur a fuckin whole year older!! a win for the gays if u ask me" - kaitlin

"Happy birthday, Arxy!!! Hope it's warm and wonderful!" - kay

"I love you to bits respond to me on snapchat (5:47pm on April 24th) you wish you were me but you are you and he’s in there, I’m glad to be ur bitch and I want to sniff ur toesis wtf" - rave

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY U LEGEND!!! hope jess spoils u - actually i dont even hope, i KNOW she will spoil you!! you are one of a kind, fucking hilarious, savage in the best way and such a fucking joy to know. love u hpoe u have the best day!!" - bday twin

"Ur old and cute i guess" - a bitch, but her bitch

"quarantine birthday vibes wow!!! i know how u feel. I hope you have a fun time regardless, and I'm happy we've been friends for eternity uwu p.s. aspen is a fairy " - python

"Happy birthday anna u absolute gay, thanks for being a great friend for so many years, I love you a lot and can't wait to (hopefully) meet you irl this year! (Maybe next depending on when the border opens omg) Keep vibing pal, you're doing great!" - it's me, ele

"love you dork!! happy birthday, i'll eat u alive later <3" - tris