c . matilda von hertz

You know those people who say they watch the games for entertainment? They’re wrong, they’re so wrong about the real purpose of the Hunger Games. It’s not about murder or justice or punishment. No, no, no. It’s about love! The romances that spring between to star-crossed lovers as they fight for themselves and their lover. Oh, and when one of them is struck down by a flea-ridden lower district creature! It’s chaos and power and I just want to scream! I think I fainted when I watched Emmett die. I’d heard the rumors about Ky Earnest and Emmet Le Roux hooking up in the training centre.

All of that happening right here? Everyone has heard about Potato (what kind of name is that, but like whatever) and Opal and to hear about her son doing the same?? I just, like wow. Oh, and the kid died! Can you believe it? I cried for days, couldn't leave my bed or room and I just ate so much food. Food is the cure-all for a massive sad.

Mum says I’m stupid, but my thousand fanfic subscribers would disagree. They love the stuff that I write. Like that one fanfic about Nico Thorne and Anna Morrison? They can't get enough of it. Like, last year they were pretty much drooling over my story about the top of the bunch, glam-a-ram Mackenzie Pyrce slumming with the mafia heiress Jacinta Salaloser. Literally can still not believe that she's preggos. What a riot. Honestly thought her dad had a thing for her, but like you know whatever. I was a little off on that one, I really thought Teddy and Macca's were going to be a thing ya know?

Well, anyway I can make them a thing when I write stories and that's all that really matters. They don't need to be honest or accurate they just need flavour. These games have sooooo much going for them that it's going to be hard to stop myself. My friends have already started requesting fanfics and I just have to indulge them. I've got to spice it up this time around though, I'm thinking a little hate sex and loner love action? Kahinta x Oberon x Daemon is the new like thing. Personally, I got more of a Kahina/Oberon vibe with Daemon watching but you know I got to treat the fans right.

Oh my god and don't even get me started on the conspiracy theories. Come on you gotta listen to a few of my ideas. Like last week Danielle (yeah, I know) said that Arabella Shirley was actually Katelyn's daughter that she abandoned after she gave birth to her. I mean it totally explains why she like disappeared for two entire years. Did you watch the recap of that note Katelyn sent Arabella??? Total daughter/mother vibes and the girl is even adopted. But who's the dad you ask? Hot take- Harbinger Rhodes. Yeah, no, you read that right.

I'm 100% serious.

That's not even the good stuff, girl let me tell you. Mace Emberstatt and Saffron Lowe? It's fake, they're really only together because Saffron has daddy issues and Mace is too scared to be by himself. So they pretend they love each other, but really, Mace is so pining after Julian Bryze, he never got over that swanky ex of his. He just had to settle for Saffron. Oh my gee and like Opal Earnest? Total lameo. Like where does she got off on coming back after a decade of hiding that son of hers? He's like hot hot (self-insert fanfic coming write up ladies).

The new district one victor is just a hot mess and that Beck kid low key looks like my new daddy. Like holy shit, I was so glad he won. I'm thinking my next story is going to have him being Opal's secret love child and she walks in on Beck and Ky going at it. Beck is a total bottom, Ky just has that top energy ya know?

Okay but like fast-forward, keep up here guys. Back to the 85th. What about this JJ/Will/Meredith vibe??? We all saw Will go into JJ's tent and like the Terra/Meredith hate-love thing is just high key hot. But like I'm also really here for Lysander and Patricia there's something there, I'm going to have to explore that further. I'm not sure where that one can go, though, because I also wrote that story about Patricia and President Snow and I was so sure that happened. Like, there was no denying the lust in his gaze when he looked at Patricia. It was a whole vibe.

But like no joke, I think Jade Morin has a thing for mutts. She's obsessed with Zenia, like more obsessed then I am with love and that's saying something. The girl cannot stop talking about them! Just kiss already, or kill each other and get it over with.

But anyway, my new fic will be out next weeeekkk, so please check that out. Hint? Well how does kahinta sound? Don't forget to like and give me a kudos to make sure you get notifications for new updates. Welcome to the Matilda Von Lust club folks!

Love you all xoxo.