Beach (Open)

 


b u r d o c k.

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To make a long story short, Bur's not a lucky person. Well, to make a short story long, Burdock bathes in the ocean now because she planted mint in her bathtub and clogged the drain completely. She's recently wanted to embrace the eco friendly lifestyle, but this whole home garden thing has gotten so complicated recently. First the spider plants get infested with spiders of all things, and then the mint takes over the toilet? She's one swallowed apple seed away from being a certified plant mom at this point. 

But her tarot reading said life would turn around at some point, like how pollution churns in the tides, and sure enough she found a nickel in her bed this morning. Found some new sandals at the beach, found a crab with five legs a few moments later. She wears her shades underwater, something about keeping the salty vibes out of her eyes, running her hands through her hair to beat out the dust. She bathes herself in the ocean on the daily at this point, think of it as a communal bath with the fish. 

Besides, her ex was a pisces, she loves fish. 

The creme de la cream of her luck detox shows up in the form of long legs, tan skin and blonde hair. Burdock's got a lot of careers: full time witch, part time student, occasional admirer of women. How can she resist? Really, even if she's a taken woman, that doesn't stop the full on Amazons who come from the career schools. Burdock bushes her mop of wet hair behind her head, ringing out the water that she can before introducing her. 

"Hey- hey, stop!" She shouts, hands out stretched, palm out, "you're under arrest!" Rushing over to the girl through the weight of the small waves, she only acts serious when she's closer to the girl. Burdock clears her throat before saying, "ahem, who gave you a warrant... to be so damn fine!" Never too humble to shoot a shot, Bur's sporting her own shitty grin as she jokes to her.

Truthfully, no amount of luck can save her now. 

 


b u r d o c k.

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It's somewhat empowering to see blondie here take Burdock seriously. Really, it's a whole part of her bucket list, right between 'shave head bald' and 'get a face tat.' There's some sorting to do with her priorities, maybe she should take the time to visit her brother eventually, but that will have to wait. As if there's more important matters here, preoccupied by blonde hair and blue eyes. 

Ripred bless District Four. 

"Oh yeah, it's so illegal if you don't have one," hot bitches get arrested on sight otherwise. So many wind up in the slammer a year, solely because of lack of knowledge, and with your help we can free the sexy bitches. Burdock grins as she jokes with this girl, like it's part of her nature to annoy. "Well, first I just have a few questions for the application, and then you have to pay the fine for being so fine." She talks with her hands, pointing at this girl as she jokes. "Sounds good?" 

 


b u r d o c k.

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She agrees - Burdock thinks she's noble enough. All in the name of a good cause, of course; she's a noble girl, a humble one, obviously. Only a tad bit self centered, but they're in the land of the riches, what's life in four without a little bit of narcissism? Sun's out all day, hot shit just gets hotter. Bur laughs in the lull of the sigh, clapping with an excitement before splashing her hands back in the water. 

They're beginning to prune at this point, sea water digging ravines into her finger tips. "Nada!" Not a single choice -- is that limiting free speech? 

That goes against her entire moral code, oh no. 

"Hit me," she says, and Burdock's attention snaps right back to her. The thought before it gone in the snap of two words, say less! A girl caught in rhythm, she clears her throat with a guttural "ahem," before standing back into her peacekeeper-like posture. Strong and tall - and noble, of course - before reading the list off in her head, "first and last name please. And middle." 

No please! The law is in charge, Burdock's almost caught up in this fake role, "oh- Zodiac! That too, that's more important than bloodtype."