Post by dars on Apr 21, 2021 9:59:04 GMT -5
BIRTH!
we all had to do it at some point.
but today is all about u!!! which is like ur fave thing ever, i am sure (; but instead of doing things in a more traditional way, i tasked those who love you most to go on a journey of epic proportions- a Choose Your Own Adventure, even- for your birthday.
Question 1: It's the big day! What are you getting tristen for his birthday?
Something expensive/flashy/easily broken (Go to Question 2) - Kari, Pogue, Kiah, Alex, Zoe
Something personal/homemade/sentimental (Go to Question 3) - Rave, Jess, Ele, Geebs, Griffin, Tom, Zori
Something he'd use once, like tickets to a show or vacation (Go to Question 4) - Rook, Jade, Kay
Nothing. (Go to Question 9) - Kaitlin
Question 2: He LOVES it. He brags about it to everyone. He accidentally breaks it within a couple hours. He lies and says it wasn't him who broke it, but you can tell he is lying. Do you:
Confront him. How dare he lie like this? (Go to Question 6)
Brush it off. No big deal! (Go to Question 5) - Zoe
Buy him another gift and beg him to be more careful!!!! (Go to Question 1)
Kidnap him and sell him to a boyband for profit. (Go to Question 7) - Rave, Kari, Pogue, Kiah, Alex
Question 3: He probably says something like "thankssss i love it! :double heart emoji:" and then implies other people's gifts were better. Do you:
Just ignore it. That's just Tristen, the silly diva! (Go to Question 5) - Jess, Rook, Geebs, Tom, Zori
Beat that ASS (Go to Question 6) - Ele, Griffin
Go out and buy him something flashy and expensive to make up for it. (Go to Question 2) - Rave
Question 4: The two of you arrive at your vacation destination. Is it:
Somewhere tropical and warm and relaxing (Go to Question 8) - Jade
Somewhere cold and isolated and cozy (Go to Question 8) - Kay
Somewhere educational with lots of history and culture (Go to Question 3) - Rook
Question 5: He messages you and informs you he has chosen you to be his next host. He is moving in within the week. You have no choice. This game is over and you will never be the same. How do you feel?
I'm not trapped in here with tristen, tristen is trapped in here with me - Jess
Like this parasite will suck the life from my powerless body, and it will be nothing more than I deserve. - Rook
Pain and joy in a terrible but curious combination, the usual reaction Tris provokes - Geebs
Relieved. I always wanted a live-in au pair! 😘 - Kay
I’d feel excited! Tris is a great person and I’d enjoy his company! - Tom
girl its 7am on a monday my brain cant pro- *someone reaches into the frame and starts choking me* SO EXCITED!!!!! h e l p - Zoe
Well, all right! I'm not very good at games so this is fine I guess lol - Zori
Question 6: He is into the pain. He demands your hand in marriage. You are trapped now for all eternity. You hear someone screaming from far away and you realize it is yourself falling into the void. What fears must you overcome to escape, and do you make it out in time for his birthday next year?
i must overcome my fear of falling which is pretty easy when falling through an endless void so once i decide i'm truly okay with the situation, the void fears me and spits me back out in the middle of rural america. I find the nearest farmstead which is about 10 miles away, I go by foot. I take as many weapons as I can find. I hunt down Tristen. I am not ready for his next birthday. - Ele
Of course I make it out in time before his next birthday. I am not saying how. - Jade
pillar fray chases me with a knife as she calls me a hypocrite. no, i do not make it out in time for his next birthday. - Griffin
Question 7: He infiltrates the band and becomes the world's most infamous lip-syncing pop sensation. Upon accepting all of his various accolades he never mentions you or thanks you. He claims it was completely on his own merit. How very dare him? What would you say to him if u ever saw him again?
I mean, I did kidnap him and sell him to a boy band. Perhaps we both made mistakes to own up to <3 - Rave
“I’m literally not surprised” and then probably try to rob him for at least some more profit and he screeches/melts in the background as I run away - Kari
At a dingy run-down bar as I sit in a trench coat exactly two seats away from him, rum and coke near see-through and water droplets melting on the glass. His boy band has broken, titles strewn across every youth news website. I watched it happen... the downfall. And with a smile on my face I turn and say to him: “Remember your roots.” - Pogue
Your welcome 👏 also demand 50% of the profits cause your girl is broke and has only managed to pull of one successful kidnapping - Kiah
“Remember this when you are queen. I moved the earth and the water for you.” - Alex
Question 8: He demands you pay for EVERYTHING on the trip, even though you had only really planned on paying your own way. Do you:
Confront him! (Go to Question 6) - Jade
Just do what he says... you fear him... (Go to Question 5) - Kay
Pay for essential stuff, but make him pay for his own excess. (Go to Question 3)
Question 9: Tristen eats you as punishment. What are your last words?
eating a crackhead.... good luck with this one. we'll see how it goes for you tris ❤️ - Kaitlin
