Happy 23st Birthday to Our Dear Punmaster; Lancelot!

Happy Birthday, Lance! It's your 23st birthday and I hope it's a thirsty one wink wonk. I hope your birthday is going great and that you are having plenty of food with your family tonight! I hope you're having a good time in California and I am so excited to see you in two days! You deserve the world and I hope you're ready for an excited birthday thread!

Kol Forrester
-Cato

Kol Forrester
-Lyndis

Someone who will ally with me
-Payton

kol forrester!! lance would write an amazing cultist i reckon
-Zoe

RIVERRRR
-Calla

Kol
-Alex

Olyvar 🥺
-Tris

Alexandra Lumiere-Fray
-Me

This Thread
-Cato

Something or anything by Mohamed!
-Kay (SAME)

This Thread (also this thread for actual prose, but y'all know I'm a sucker for lore :nerd_face:)
-Lyndis

"Should have gone for the heart, kid," you spit out between a gob of blood, glowering at his cowering form through narrowed eyes. To think you'd ever been fooled into thinking he could be redeemable. "Because now?"

You strike towards the kid, memories of him striking out at Saylor flashing across your mind.

"Now, I'm gonna fuck you up." -Silk Le Roux
-Calla

"True resistance isn't found in mutually assured destruction, but in strength and honor and courage. The Capitol might take him away from his home, but they'll never be able to take his home away from him." -Basil Baptiste
-WT

His posts with Jacob :chefs_kiss: still one of my fave 1v1s!
-Tris

I cry at this post still from the beauty stilllllll
-Me

Yes
-No One

Absolutely
-Lyndis and Zoe

Tomalot isn't real?
-Cato and Kay

Ha Gay!
-Payton, Calla, WT, Me, Alex, and Tris

I am the #1 Supporter of Tomalot!
-No One

No.
-No One

Both insist it isn't real and swear they are in meaningful relationships with me, but truthfully I'm just both of their side hoes with no real love of my own. But main point is, swear it's nothing, but they'll be married in 10 years. Watch. It. Happen.
-Arrows (He wanted his own category)

Happy birthday lance <3
-Cato

Happy birthday, Lance!! Can't wait to celebrate with you this week, whee!!
-Kay

I'm gonna make it a running gag to write "Happy Birthday Edelgard!" in this space every year
-Lyndis

LANCH!!! Thank you for being my friend and making me feel accepted and belonging on the site. I love you baby boy, come to momma. (Also thank you for being like the singular creditable person in helping me realize I’m ace) happy bday
-Payton (Lanch lol)

HBD TO ONE OF MY FAVOURITE PEOPLE!!!! KING LANCE!!! i am so thankful for you always, you are always the most helpful friend who is a great listener and always validates me and is so patient with me when i ask a bajillion questions about everything. patience of a saint forreal. i love you loads and hope you have a fantastic day!!!
-Zoe

ur gay hap birfday! u warm my plart (plaid heart <3)
-Calla

okay Tom said be sappy and there wasn't one of those favorite-moment-type questions so this is going here: I'm delighted every single time something reminds you of a song and you sing a couple lines, it's always a good time for spontaneous joy and hearing those little windows into your artistic taste is neat!! (also I really appreciate your humor, eye for detail, knack for strategy, and thoughts on anything from video games to real-world events.) anyway happy birthday!! I hope you're having a good day--and a good trip in general--and that it kicks off a great year c:
-WT

happiest of birthdays, my darling! i hope that your trip in california is fantastic and that you get to spend your day with people who love and care about you because you deserve it. <33 love you lots
-Alex

Happy birthday, nerd! Wishing u lots of fun & sending good vibes your way!
-Tris

lance, daddy, sir, twink twonk, happiest of birthdays. These past two days being older than you have been redeeming, but welcome to 23 you heathen. Get out the canes cause we grandpas are going clubbing. I love you, you know this. Tom says he loves you more, he lies. I'm gay. This is all. XOXO :heart:
-Arrows

LANCE! I love you so much. Like you don't understand how much I love you. Arrows is wrong by the way, I love you more than him. He can choke uwu. You are the absolutely the best person I know. You always are someone I respect and want to talk to daily. I love to hear from you every time and I enjoy the time we spend together! I hope you know that you mean so much to me and you deserve the world. I hope your birthday is absolutely perfect lance. I love you so much! Have a Happy 23st Birthday!
-Me