🅱️AFFRON // cp cb

The fuck are you looking at? 

Anyways, want to hear about my day? So I went down to the bodega on Queen's Square right, and this fucking kid wouldn't sell me Fenta's because my I.D. looks so shit. Oh, look at this bro, c'mon. They didn't even spell my name right! I guess it's the botox healing but he said I don't even match the I.D., and I said dude, I'm a Saffron impersonator and you know what he said? 

This asshole goes, "really? I'on't really see it." 

Excuse me? 

I've only been playing the bitch since the 70's, but suddenly you hit twenty seven and it's like they've never heard of District 10 before. Anyways, can I take a cig? Oh fuck off, just give me one dude, I just told you all my shit and you still cold shoulder me? Man, you uptown bastards. And I thought the broke bitches were supposed to be cheap- yeah, you serious? Give me one and I'll shut it. 

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Do you got a light, bro? Sorry. 

You know, you could probably sell my autograph for a few bucks, buy you some on-brand cigs. Look, I'm just giving some advice, you don't gotta take it. I heard Layton is branching out into smokes - hey, do you think he's ever looking for some new assistants? I just got my tits done so I bet I'd nail the audition, you know. You watch the games? 

Yeah, me neither.