Please rate us five stars {92.5th Finale}

When in Rome...or wherever the hell this place.

I was shedding a tear for my could've-been-bff when the sky rumbled and the ground split and locusts fell. Nah, I did find some cake and get a good night's sleep, and that's pretty much the same thing.

When I see who's left, I'm honestly not that impressed. But I have one important question. You, hey you? Did you kill Lindsay? Not Lindsay, but the other Lindsay, you know?

[heather attacks paris; sword]
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[result]

Yeah, but my Lindsay (the one I killed not my other Lindsay who had a whip and cowboy boots) said you were kind of a bitch ngl. And we decided to be bff's, too. I'm sure that's hard to hear.

[heather attacks paris; sword]
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[shallow cut on back of head; 4.5]

It sounds like you've got...a lot to get back to. I'm on track to be the next speaker of the house in 6 years, and they're waiting on me back in DC, so like, this is the world we're talking about here. And I should clearly live since I was friends with both Lindsays--doesn't that count for anything these days?

[heather attacks paris; sword]
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[deep gash on forehead; 9.0]

Excuse me, check my credentials:

- 1 of 5 characters to appear on four seasons
- 1 of the only characters to reach the final four more than once (including now, excuse)
- the most individual challenge wins
- and every team I've ever been on is the first to win a challenge

What've you got, besides your tiny dog?

[heather attacks paris; sword]
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[shallow cut on stomach; 4.0]

Yeah and that corporal form of yours looks pretty, idk, stuck? stalled out? dead on arrival in the 00s?

[heather attacks paris; sword]
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[miss; 0.0]

Listen, I did what I had to do trying to get to the top--something you've never even had the thought to do. It's not my fault that one didn't pay off. At least I did what I could. You can be dumb and still try--like my Lindsay (the one with the whip and cowboy boots, not the one I killed) would do. This is for her.

[heather attacks paris; sword]
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[block; 0.0]