she could never / axel has a bad time
Dec 28, 2023 1:35:49 GMT -5
Post by calla on Dec 28, 2023 1:35:49 GMT -5
AXEL MORRISEN !
Don't ask how mail makes it to the boat - I certainly don't. One minute you're doing downward facing dog on the poop deck trying to avoid all the seagull shit, then the next you're ripping open the fanciest envelope known to man and shaking out a shiny hole-punched ticked to some loser nerd event you've never even heard of.
Funny how that works!
But there'd been a note in there too, in Aleki's perfect 12 point serif font writing. Don't be late it said, and that's practically a tearful plea from a guy like that. So, damn, I can't let my dude down.
But I was pissed as all hell when I called up Wolf and found out he didn't get a ticket, though. Because, like, what the hell? He's a victor relative too? We're bros? I thought maybe if I stuffed him under my shirt then I could smuggle him in but then when I looked through the captain's quarters I realized I didn't actually have a shirt big enough to fit us both and that was that.
Lame!
Because if he was here, he'd have probably stopped me from doing this! Because he's a homie like that!
Bros don't let bros get almost shish-kebabed by Bette Sublino!
Kinda cool though.
But not in a fan-boy cool type of way. She did try to kill my cousin. That was very much not cool.
Even if she is kinda badass.
So yeah, Hunger Games sim. Maybe not the greatest idea. But Aleki said all I had to do was show up and post a few pics on POLA and then I could get back to the S.S. Willy [name pending] and continue perfecting my totally-have-not-been-crying voice for the next time Annie calls to check if I'm still depressed.
And shit bro, it's like I summoned her.
I'm crouched there, hiding behind the vineyard rows and just kind of praying that the simulation is going to time out on its own. Of course I've seen the 80th. I saw Annie in it. I saw her throw those knives into eyes and I saw her kill Denali Lyons - and lord she's here too shit shit shit - but the point is it shouldn't be a surprise.
But it is!
She comes barreling around the corner of the roses and she's like eighteen again, and she's got that blue knife in her hand, which is on fire by the way.
And again! I saw the games! I know how this goes!
But i's different in person. It's very different.
Very much not cool.
"HOLY SHIT, ANNIE-?!"
Funny how that works!
But there'd been a note in there too, in Aleki's perfect 12 point serif font writing. Don't be late it said, and that's practically a tearful plea from a guy like that. So, damn, I can't let my dude down.
But I was pissed as all hell when I called up Wolf and found out he didn't get a ticket, though. Because, like, what the hell? He's a victor relative too? We're bros? I thought maybe if I stuffed him under my shirt then I could smuggle him in but then when I looked through the captain's quarters I realized I didn't actually have a shirt big enough to fit us both and that was that.
Lame!
Because if he was here, he'd have probably stopped me from doing this! Because he's a homie like that!
Bros don't let bros get almost shish-kebabed by Bette Sublino!
Kinda cool though.
But not in a fan-boy cool type of way. She did try to kill my cousin. That was very much not cool.
Even if she is kinda badass.
So yeah, Hunger Games sim. Maybe not the greatest idea. But Aleki said all I had to do was show up and post a few pics on POLA and then I could get back to the S.S. Willy [name pending] and continue perfecting my totally-have-not-been-crying voice for the next time Annie calls to check if I'm still depressed.
And shit bro, it's like I summoned her.
I'm crouched there, hiding behind the vineyard rows and just kind of praying that the simulation is going to time out on its own. Of course I've seen the 80th. I saw Annie in it. I saw her throw those knives into eyes and I saw her kill Denali Lyons - and lord she's here too shit shit shit - but the point is it shouldn't be a surprise.
But it is!
She comes barreling around the corner of the roses and she's like eighteen again, and she's got that blue knife in her hand, which is on fire by the way.
And again! I saw the games! I know how this goes!
But i's different in person. It's very different.
Very much not cool.
"HOLY SHIT, ANNIE-?!"
axel hp: 20/20
annie hp: 20/20
[axel bonk]
uSv1qakejeunarmed
[0.0 - MISS]
[annie throw]
throwing knife
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