Color Testing Thread

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Color Testing Thread Feb 29, 2012 16:38:17 GMT -5

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Post by {danny} on Feb 29, 2012 16:38:17 GMT -5

Testing colors for my new character.

Well this will be the main stuff. The character is a girl who got raped and is very weird now. I don't know her District yet, but I'm thinking. I was going to use these colors on another character but I kind of didn't want to make her because... well... I don't know. She just didn't like to cooperate with me. "This is Amber speaking." These colors are like purple, orange, white. "Someone answers her." That color (other speech) will also be lyrics. Thoughts will always be italicized.

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Well this will be the main stuff. The character is a girl who got raped and is very weird now. I don't know her District yet, but I'm thinking. I was going to use these colors on another character but I kind of didn't want to make her because... well... I don't know. She just didn't like to cooperate with me. "This is Amber speaking." These colors are like purple, orange, white. "Someone answers her." That color (other speech) will also be lyrics. Thoughts will always be italicized.

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Well this will be the main stuff. The character is a girl who got raped and is very weird now. I don't know her District yet, but I'm thinking. I was going to use these colors on another character but I kind of didn't want to make her because... well... I don't know. She just didn't like to cooperate with me. "This is Amber speaking." These colors are like purple, orange, white. "Someone answers her." That color (other speech) will also be lyrics. Thoughts will always be italicized.

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Well this will be the main stuff. The character is a girl who got raped and is very weird now. I don't know her District yet, but I'm thinking. I was going to use these colors on another character but I kind of didn't want to make her because... well... I don't know. She just didn't like to cooperate with me. "This is Amber speaking." These colors are like purple, orange, white. "Someone answers her." That color (other speech) will also be lyrics. Thoughts will always be italicized.

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Well this will be the main stuff. The character is a girl who got raped and is very weird now. I don't know her District yet, but I'm thinking. I was going to use these colors on another character but I kind of didn't want to make her because... well... I don't know. She just didn't like to cooperate with me. "This is Amber speaking." These colors are like purple, orange, white. "Someone answers her." That color (other speech) will also be lyrics. Thoughts will always be italicized.

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Well this will be the main stuff. The character is a girl who got raped and is very weird now. I don't know her District yet, but I'm thinking. I was going to use these colors on another character but I kind of didn't want to make her because... well... I don't know. She just didn't like to cooperate with me. "This is Amber speaking." These colors are like purple, orange, white. "Someone answers her." That color (other speech) will also be lyrics. Thoughts will always be italicized.

773344

BB6655

DDCCAA

^ Thank you Zoë.

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Color Testing Thread Mar 1, 2012 16:26:47 GMT -5

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Post by Steffenee on Mar 1, 2012 16:26:47 GMT -5

bella

70B373
00B300
A1FFA4
DCFFA1
9AB370

narration narration narration narration narration narration narration narration narration narration narration "talking talking talking talking talking talking talking talking talking talking" narration narration narration narration narration narration thoughts thoughts thoughts thoughts thoughts thoughts thoughts narration narration narration narration "others talking others talking others talking others talking others talking" narration narration narration narration extra extra extra extra extra extra

midnight

8B91B3
C7CFFF
4454B3
00CDFF
6078FF

narration narration narration narration narration narraion narration narration narration narration narration narration thoughts thoughts thoughts thoughts thoughts thoughts narration narration narration narration narration narration narration narration "others talking others talking others talking others talking others talking"narration narration narration narration narration narration "talking talking talking talking talking talking" narration narration narration narration narration extra extra extra extra extra extra

bird

9580A8
D9B9F5
954AA8
912990
4C2152

narration narration narration narration narration narration thoughts thoughts thoughts thoughts thoughts narration narration narration narration narration narration "talking talking talking talking talking talking talking" narration narration narration narration "others talking others talking others talking others talking" narration narration narration narration narration narration narration narration extra extra extra extra extra

pixie

B35F67
FF8793
B3175A
FF2280
FFCCC2

narration narration narration narration narration narration narration "others talking others talking others talking others talking" narration narration narration narration "talking talking talking talking talking talking talking narration narration narration narration narration extra extra extra extra extra extra narration narration narration narration thoughts thoughts thoughts thoughts thoughts narration narration narration

iris

AB5500
FF8000
FFB65D
B96D2F
9BE1E0

narration narration "talking talking talking talking talking" narration narration narration narration narration thoughts thoughts thoughts thoughts thoughts thoughts

[/color] narration narration narration narration "others talking others talking others talking others talking" narration narration narration narration "charlotte talking charlotte talking charlotte talking charlotte talking"[/i][/b] narration narration narration[/color]
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Last Edit: Mar 5, 2012 16:47:31 GMT -5 by Steffenee

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Color Testing Thread Mar 2, 2012 22:46:25 GMT -5

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Post by semper on Mar 2, 2012 22:46:25 GMT -5

245a7a 03436a 3d9ad1 0969a2 teal

Starboard starboard starboard starboard starboard starboard starboard starboard starboard starboard. "Sewanee says hi and that he will glare daggers at carrots." Starboard starboard starboard starboard starboard. Sewanee is thinking about plotting maniacal events. Starboard starboard starboard starboard starboard. "Someone else is saying how they hate Sewanee." Starboard starboard starboard starboard. Lyrics lyrics lyrics lyrics quotes quotes

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Last Edit: Mar 2, 2012 22:49:01 GMT -5 by semper

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Color Testing Thread Mar 3, 2012 9:29:54 GMT -5

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Post by Sarella on Mar 3, 2012 9:29:54 GMT -5

The girl runs through the forest, screaming her head off for who knows what. <---Narrarating

"Who are you?" <----- Speaking

"I am the muffin man. <---- Others Speaking

The muffin man? <----- Thinking

1)556G9H
2)910AS8
3)700B22
4)P21H9M

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Color Testing Thread Mar 4, 2012 17:11:38 GMT -5

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Post by hedwig on Mar 4, 2012 17:11:38 GMT -5

362930
4A4B4D
3D4550
626972
676742

StreetRat, Vermin, Filthy Kid, Poor Thing, You There, Baby, Zipora. These are the names that I have been known as throughout my short life. They are common words in the prison that I am stuck in. Yes, I may be placed in a huge District, yet I find myself stuck in the traps of the man who I belong to (It may sound peculiar, yet how else would I describe the man who will most definitely inflict pain upon me and my loved ones if I leave?). I stay obedient, though, despite the horrors that I have seen and experienced. The striking hand of my master has imprinted two words in my mind that have sunk deep into my thoughts: "Yes sir." Such simple words, yet they describe me immensely. The words of a girl who wishes to say more, yet fears the stinging words and pain that will follow. "I promoted you for a reason, girl. You make me money, and I'll be a happy man," he'll say, the two usual words slipping from my mouth without my consent, the longing to say more not making it's way through my lips.

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Last Edit: Mar 4, 2012 17:15:47 GMT -5 by hedwig

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if looks could kill

Color Testing Thread Mar 11, 2012 6:06:32 GMT -5

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Post by Cait on Mar 11, 2012 6:06:32 GMT -5

ECBAB9
E4D4DE
C2D9C5
F2C59E

I'm making a District 1 girl somtime in the future. COLOURS :D Thinking thinking thinking thinking thinking thinking thinking thinking.

[/i] "Talking talking talking talking talking talking talking talking talking talking talking." Listening listening listening listening listening listening listening listening listening.[/b][/color]

FFFFCF
EDD9CC
EF4840
F6A856

I'm making a District 1 girl somtime in the future. COLOURS :D Thinking thinking thinking thinking thinking thinking thinking thinking.[/i] "Talking talking talking talking talking talking talking talking talking talking talking." Listening listening listening listening listening listening listening listening listening.[/b][/color]

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

C32B1E
F26A3A
E8D092
5C7F57

I'm also making a District 10 boy. Best to get the colours out of the way first. Thinking thinking thinking thinking thinking thinking thinking thinking.[/i] "Talking talking talking talking talking talking talking talking talking talking talking." Listening listening listening listening listening.[/i][/color]

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

EDE0E6
BCACAC
9997A2
DDCCAA
FFD9CC

And finally, my District 6 girl. Part of an awseome plot, going for sweet kind of colours. Thinking thinking thinking thinking thinking thinking.[/i] Talking talking talking talking talking talking.[/b] Listening listening listening listening listening.[/b][/i] Singing singing singing singing singing singing.[/i]

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Last Edit: Mar 30, 2012 2:48:04 GMT -5 by Cait

i always used to be into writing sort of modern abstract
lyricism stuff (that were like) slight vague indications of a feeling.

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Color Testing Thread Mar 11, 2012 16:19:01 GMT -5

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Post by mara0107 on Mar 11, 2012 16:19:01 GMT -5

narration = E0FFFF
speaking = A74AC7
thinking = E9CFEC
others speaking = C38EC7

narration narration narration narration narration narration narration narration narration narration narration narration narration narration speaking speaking speaking speaking speaking speaking narration narration narration narration narration narration narration narration narration narration narration narration narration narration think think think think think think think think think narration narration narration narration narration narration narration narration narration narration narration narration narration narration others speaking others speaking others speaking others speaking others speaking others speaking others speaking others speaking narration narration narration narration narration narration narration narration narration narration narration narration narration narration

Last Edit: Apr 4, 2012 2:59:21 GMT -5 by mara0107

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Color Testing Thread Mar 11, 2012 17:03:14 GMT -5

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Post by semper on Mar 11, 2012 17:03:14 GMT -5

forestgreen actions
lawngreen writing
A0D4A4 others talking
64F566 thinking

To the window, to the window, to the wall, to the wall. To the window, to the window, to the wall, to the wall. To the window, to the window, to the wall, to the wall. Ohey, Dev's thinking something amazing. To the window to the window to the wall to the wall. Devroux barks and growls and snarls. To the window to the window to the wall to the wall. To the window to the window to the wall to the wall. "You idiot! Stop acting like a dog!" said the scary old lady, grawrawrawrawrawr. Ohey, Devroux is writing that the old lady is a crazy old dog lady.

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Last Edit: Mar 11, 2012 17:44:05 GMT -5 by semper

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Color Testing Thread Mar 12, 2012 19:21:29 GMT -5

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Post by pika on Mar 12, 2012 19:21:29 GMT -5

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Aliquam accumsan leo et nisi sodales tincidunt dapibus ligula porta. Nam enim lectus, varius sed consequat in, accumsan vel nisl. Pellentesque elementum gravida est, a facilisis erat porta sit amet. Donec mattis, arcu id fringilla laoreet, urna lacus rutrum nibh, posuere auctor nisl diam vitae felis. Nam malesuada lorem ac tortor ultrices pharetra. Donec accumsan consectetur nibh et rutrum. Aenean iaculis tortor vel nibh imperdiet quis euismod lorem mattis. Sed id pellentesque ante. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Etiam elit massa, vehicula vitae tincidunt varius, suscipit et magna. Vivamus euismod venenatis libero, vel lacinia massa tristique in.

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Aliquam accumsan leo et nisi sodales tincidunt dapibus ligula porta. Nam enim lectus, varius sed consequat in, accumsan vel nisl. Pellentesque elementum gravida est, a facilisis erat porta sit amet. Donec mattis, arcu id fringilla laoreet, urna lacus rutrum nibh, posuere auctor nisl diam vitae felis. Nam malesuada lorem ac tortor ultrices pharetra. Donec accumsan consectetur nibh et rutrum. Aenean iaculis tortor vel nibh imperdiet quis euismod lorem mattis. Sed id pellentesque ante. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Etiam elit massa, vehicula vitae tincidunt varius, suscipit et magna. Vivamus euismod venenatis libero, vel lacinia massa tristique in.

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Color Testing Thread Mar 13, 2012 15:15:36 GMT -5

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Post by Sarella on Mar 13, 2012 15:15:36 GMT -5

Testing what names bring, dundunn

CASSIE
SARELA
AIDENN
AMAYAA
MIRIAM
PEPPER
DOMNIK
VEDETT
BRASCH

Testing my friend's name color code thingy

My name misspelled color code thingy

The dude who sits next to me in class color code thingy

My other friend's name coded

Another friend

My middle name

A boy's name coded

My other middle name misspelled

My last name without the 'I' at the end

-wonders how it'll turn out-

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Color Testing Thread Mar 22, 2012 17:24:05 GMT -5

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Post by Stare on Mar 22, 2012 17:24:05 GMT -5

I think. I'm going to test some colors. Testing colors is actually quite fun. Did you know that? I think. I'm going to test some colors. Testing colors is actually quite fun. Did you know that? I think. I'm going to test some colors. Testing colors is actually quite fun. Did you know that? I think. I'm going to test some colors. Testing colors is actually quite fun. Did you know that? I think. I'm going to test some colors. Testing colors is actually quite fun. Did you know that? I think. I'm going to test some colors. Testing colors is actually quite fun. Did you know that? I think. I'm going to test some colors. Testing colors is actually quite fun. Did you know that? I think. I'm going to test some colors. Testing colors is actually quite fun. Did you know that? I think. I'm going to test some colors. Testing colors is actually quite fun. Did you know that? I think. I'm going to test some colors. Testing colors is actually quite fun. Did you know that?

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Color Testing Thread Mar 22, 2012 22:11:14 GMT -5

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Post by Deleted on Mar 22, 2012 22:11:14 GMT -5

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[emphasis=A34040]
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Color Testing Thread Mar 26, 2012 20:18:27 GMT -5

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Post by Arrow on Mar 26, 2012 20:18:27 GMT -5

It's been a while, but I'm alive and well. I lost a lot of characters since people took my FC's, but oh well. I'm back with a lot of new ideas. My first new character is named Elimae. She's from District Nine. I'm planning on making a District 1 and another District 4 soon, and possibly a District Five. Just depends. "Elimae talks a lot," and she's not a nice one ether. She's a rebel, and "doesn't listen to what she is told to do." She also has some not so pleasant thoughts.[/i] Lyricslyricslyricslyrics.[/size][/color]

main- d65668
speech- e0b8bc
others speech- 99333d
thoughts- b87a81
lyrics- ffffff

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Color Testing Thread Mar 26, 2012 20:50:28 GMT -5

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Post by Emberleaf on Mar 26, 2012 20:50:28 GMT -5

Cobalt needs colors, and so colors he gets!

Cobalt's main color #3D59AB thoughts
OK, let's see if it stands out against teh background.

OK, color good! Now let's find a good size for Cobalt.
Cobalt's main color #3D59AB thoughts

Cobalt's Speech: "Wow, I look amazing in this color!
Others' Speech: "What are you thinking, Cobalt? You look horrible. You need a makeover."
Cobalt's Speech: "Everyone else seems to be happy and bright orange, yet I'm dark and sad..."

OK, I think I'm done here. These are pretty good colors.

Last Edit: Mar 26, 2012 21:07:41 GMT -5 by Emberleaf

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Color Testing Thread Mar 26, 2012 22:01:31 GMT -5

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Post by L△LIA on Mar 26, 2012 22:01:31 GMT -5

Testing testing one two three.

731062
543F59
038C33
8ABF3B
DEDB37

It's hard to see past the gas mask, I know. Despite the untamable mop of curly brown hair and bushy eyebrows to match, there's something about wearing a respirator around town that causes people's eyes to stop before they actually look at you. And I realize it's crazy, just the same as my dad and brother realize it's crazy, but my mom... she's seen the Lyons twins (those girls with the conjoined hips that prove how even money can't buy normal) and so when she looks at us and says: "By god, no child of mine —"

702E3B
BFA15A
608777
18465E
1B203D

It's hard to see past the gas mask, I know. Despite the untamable mop of curly brown hair and bushy eyebrows to match, there's something about wearing a respirator around town that causes people's eyes to stop before they actually look at you. And I realize it's crazy, just the same as my dad and brother realize it's crazy, but my mom... she's seen the Lyons twins (those girls with the conjoined hips that prove how even money can't buy normal) and so when she looks at us and says: "By god, no child of mine —"

D5336E
884B86
7194A7
91C98C
ECE2A5

It's hard to see past the gas mask, I know. Despite the untamable mop of curly brown hair and bushy eyebrows to match, there's something about wearing a respirator around town that causes people's eyes to stop before they actually look at you. And I realize it's crazy, just the same as my dad and brother realize it's crazy, but my mom... she's seen the Lyons twins (those girls with the conjoined hips that prove how even money can't buy normal) and so when she looks at us and says: "By god, no child of mine —"

774F38
E08E79
F1D4AF
ECE5CE
C5E0DC

It's hard to see past the gas mask, I know. Despite the untamable mop of curly brown hair and bushy eyebrows to match, there's something about wearing a respirator around town that causes people's eyes to stop before they actually look at you. And I realize it's crazy, just the same as my dad and brother realize it's crazy, but my mom... she's seen the Lyons twins (those girls with the conjoined hips that prove how even money can't buy normal) and so when she looks at us and says: "By god, no child of mine —"

4B1139
55354B
6A7D70
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7EC594

It's hard to see past the gas mask, I know. Despite the untamable mop of curly brown hair and bushy eyebrows to match, there's something about wearing a respirator around town that causes people's eyes to stop before they actually look at you. And I realize it's crazy, just the same as my dad and brother realize it's crazy, but my mom... she's seen the Lyons twins (those girls with the conjoined hips that prove how even money can't buy normal) and so when she looks at us and says: "By god, no child of mine —"

81A128
76A867
67A99B
7C8063
6E322D

It's hard to see past the gas mask, I know. Despite the untamable mop of curly brown hair and bushy eyebrows to match, there's something about wearing a respirator around town that causes people's eyes to stop before they actually look at you. And I realize it's crazy, just the same as my dad and brother realize it's crazy, but my mom... she's seen the Lyons twins (those girls with the conjoined hips that prove how even money can't buy normal) and so when she looks at us and says: "By god, no child of mine —"

525D59
A48F70
DBAB7A
D77655
CB514E

It's hard to see past the gas mask, I know. Despite the untamable mop of curly brown hair and bushy eyebrows to match, there's something about wearing a respirator around town that causes people's eyes to stop before they actually look at you. And I realize it's crazy, just the same as my dad and brother realize it's crazy, but my mom... she's seen the Lyons twins (those girls with the conjoined hips that prove how even money can't buy normal) and so when she looks at us and says: "By god, no child of mine —"

252B2B
264545
387878
36A8A8
2CD4D4

It's hard to see past the gas mask, I know. Despite the untamable mop of curly brown hair and bushy eyebrows to match, there's something about wearing a respirator around town that causes people's eyes to stop before they actually look at you. And I realize it's crazy, just the same as my dad and brother realize it's crazy, but my mom... she's seen the Lyons twins (those girls with the conjoined hips that prove how even money can't buy normal) and so when she looks at us and says: "By god, no child of mine —"

A5FF38
86CF2D
679E23
476E18
283D0D

It's hard to see past the gas mask, I know. Despite the untamable mop of curly brown hair and bushy eyebrows to match, there's something about wearing a respirator around town that causes people's eyes to stop before they actually look at you. And I realize it's crazy, just the same as my dad and brother realize it's crazy, but my mom... she's seen the Lyons twins (those girls with the conjoined hips that prove how even money can't buy normal) and so when she looks at us and says: "By god, no child of mine —"

86A686
92BF88
9FD477
C4F065
E4FF4D

It's hard to see past the gas mask, I know. Despite the untamable mop of curly brown hair and bushy eyebrows to match, there's something about wearing a respirator around town that causes people's eyes to stop before they actually look at you. And I realize it's crazy, just the same as my dad and brother realize it's crazy, but my mom... she's seen the Lyons twins (those girls with the conjoined hips that prove how even money can't buy normal) and so when she looks at us and says: "By god, no child of mine —"

D18677
D19D77
D1C177
D9DE95
D7FFB8

It's hard to see past the gas mask, I know. Despite the untamable mop of curly brown hair and bushy eyebrows to match, there's something about wearing a respirator around town that causes people's eyes to stop before they actually look at you. And I realize it's crazy, just the same as my dad and brother realize it's crazy, but my mom... she's seen the Lyons twins (those girls with the conjoined hips that prove how even money can't buy normal) and so when she looks at us and says: "By god, no child of mine —"

EBD8DD
83E8ED
7B9FB8
807BB8
8A7589

It's hard to see past the gas mask, I know. Despite the untamable mop of curly brown hair and bushy eyebrows to match, there's something about wearing a respirator around town that causes people's eyes to stop before they actually look at you. And I realize it's crazy, just the same as my dad and brother realize it's crazy, but my mom... she's seen the Lyons twins (those girls with the conjoined hips that prove how even money can't buy normal) and so when she looks at us and says: "By god, no child of mine —"

CEC79B
ECD4A0
F5B784
F58D75
F45B6A

It's hard to see past the gas mask, I know. Despite the untamable mop of curly brown hair and bushy eyebrows to match, there's something about wearing a respirator around town that causes people's eyes to stop before they actually look at you. And I realize it's crazy, just the same as my dad and brother realize it's crazy, but my mom... she's seen the Lyons twins (those girls with the conjoined hips that prove how even money can't buy normal) and so when she looks at us and says: "By god, no child of mine —"

CED1C0
ABC3B5
7BA99F
75757D
5B435B

It's hard to see past the gas mask, I know. Despite the untamable mop of curly brown hair and bushy eyebrows to match, there's something about wearing a respirator around town that causes people's eyes to stop before they actually look at you. And I realize it's crazy, just the same as my dad and brother realize it's crazy, but my mom... she's seen the Lyons twins (those girls with the conjoined hips that prove how even money can't buy normal) and so when she looks at us and says: "By god, no child of mine —"