Jasik's Omegle Mischief
Sept 29, 2010 22:04:02 GMT -5
Post by Jasik on Sept 29, 2010 22:04:02 GMT -5
Well, everyone else was doing it. This is my conversation with a guy in Taiwan.
You: What district are you from?
Stranger: hi
You: I'm from District Eight
You: My name is Halt, by the way. Halt Dravix.
Stranger: Im a asin
Stranger: chinese
You: An Asian?
You: NICEEEEEE
You: Asian kids are cool.
You: I know an Asian kid. He likes to hit things.
You: He also likes to break my pencils during math class.
Stranger: oh
Stranger: im a student
You: That's cool.
Stranger: im in class
Stranger: now
You: At 9:41 PM?
You: What do you guys learn in your district? In District Eight, we make clothing.
You: Like a sweatshop, only sweatier.
Stranger: we are 10 42 now
Stranger: i hate sweatier
You: Why do you have classes so late? Are you in District Nine and you have to hunt at night in order to kill owls and such?
You: That would be fun.
You: We should go hunting owls sometime.
You: But people from different districts aren't allowed to mingle.
You: So I guess that won't be happening.
Stranger: uh
Stranger: ..........
You: What? Are you not in District Nine?
Stranger: whats your age?
You: I'm 17, but I died recently.
You: Killed by the girl I love, actually.
You: By accident.
Stranger: oh
You: She pulled me down and I landed on a sharp piece of the shattered Cornucopia.
You: It went in my stomach and I died slowly and painfully.
Stranger: im so sorryabout it
You: It was actually pretty gruesome.
You: But that's the Hunger Games for ya, I guess.
You: Accidentally getting killed by the people you love the most.
Stranger: n n
Stranger: yes
Stranger: me too
You: You've been reaped!?
You: Holy crap! I'm so sorry!
You: I promise I'll sponsor you in the Games!
Stranger: it is ok
You: So what's your strategy going to be? Will you kill anyone in the bloodbath?
Stranger: what does it mean?
You: You know, the Hunger Games.
Stranger: i know that
You: Twenty-four teenagers sent into an arena to fight to the death.
Stranger: i have read it
You: NICEEEEE
Stranger: yes
You: Wait, they wrote a book about Panem?
Stranger: i loved it
You: But... it's all real!
You: I'm Halt Dravix, District Eight tribute, recently deceased!
Stranger: are u sure?
You: Are you telling me my entire existence has been a lie!?
You: It can't be true! Can't be!
Stranger: i hope so
You: I got to the final three, then got killed by Heather accidentally!
You: Then she won with that Galen fellow!
You: It all happened! I KNOW it did! It did!
Stranger: n
You: Galen from District Two, Heather from District Ten, you know.
You: It was all over TV!
Stranger: i know
You: You guys were forced to watch it, for God's sake!
You: It was a punishment for the rebellion two years ago!
You: I was a part of it, so I guess I got what I deserved, but still!
Stranger: n
Stranger: im live in tawain
You: Taiwan? Then I guess you guys don't have the Hunger Games over there, considering it's not Panem, eh?
You: But I've always wondered about other countries.
You: In the collapse of all civilization, what happened to the other countries?
Stranger: we have it
You: North America became Panem, but what happened to Taiwan?
You: Do you guys have your own version of the Hunger Games nowadays? Do you guys get sent into an arena to fight to the death, like I did?
Stranger: yes
You: Oh no! If two countries have the Hunger Games, how many more countries send their children to die?
You: If too many countries have the Hunger Games, there will be no future generations to cultivate the earth and send MORE children to die!
You: Something must be done!
Stranger: My typing is very slow
You: We must prevent the downfall of the world's population!
You: I shall confer with my fellow fallen tributes. Over there in Taiwan, you must find a way to overthrow the government and abolish the Hunger Games once and for all!
You: I shall meet you upon the battlefield! Farewell, soldier!
I didn't feel like going in and putting color codes considering it's a pretty long conversation, but I emboldened all of the You's and left all of the Stranger's normal. I'll add more if anything else is postworthy.
Awesome!! I wanna Empoleon!!
