Camsetta wedding

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Dear HGRPG. We have come together in the presence of ripred to witness and bless the joining together of this sexkitten and this woman in the curse of marriage. The bond and covenant of marriage was established by some dude that thought it was a better way. The union of sextoy and wife in heart, especially body and mind is intended by Ripred for their mutual joy and pleasure, for the help and comfort given one another in property and adversity and some other bull crap. Oh, and for the procreation of children, the occasional time to get down and dirty and the nurture of said children in the knowledge and love of our holy Ripred. Therefore, marriage is not to be entered into unavdvisedly or lightly; you are commiting your next few years to do whatever the hell the other wants even if their nagging is annoying.

Into this holy union, Cameron Sexkitten King and Rosetta Corrupted Weasley now come to be joined. If any of you can show just cause why they may not lawfully be married, speak now or you can hit me up later tonight so I can prepare the poison for breakfast.

Then these two can get married, I guess.

Now, speak after me cause you guys aren't the priest, I AM.

I Rosetta Corrupted Weasley, take you Cameron Sexkitten King, to be my wedded husband. To have and to hold, from this day forward for better, for worse, for pleasure, for fighting, for poorer and only poorer, in sickness or in health, to love and to cherish 'till the day Cameron gets tired of Rosetta and wants a new sextoy.

I Cameron Sexkitten King, take you Rosetta Corrupted Weasley, to be my wedded biotch. To have and to hold, from this day forward for better, for worse, for pleasure and so I can pretend to listen to you. For poorer cause I'm broke, in sickness or in health, to love and to cherish 'till the day I want to impregnate somebody else.

Now you can get it on.