le fight for le zoë }}

Wonder is like my best friend now, and he's gonna make me a video, so I decide to attack Dars. She has the lowest damage, so Im like: No, just no. I came to win, to fight, to conquer and to rise. I whip out my sword, and slash for the dirty tricky bitch. D:<

[[attacks dars muauahhahaha]]
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{Deep Gash on Back 8.5}
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Honestly I wasn't surprised. I was sexy, and like, not damaged at all, and those ugly hoes was beat up. I wasn't gonna let this shit happen without a fight. I grabbed my sword turned to wonder bra, and swung, again. If I missed again, I was gonna go crazy.
[[Dars attacks Wonder]]
[dice=200+1000]
Deep gash on forehead, 9.0

Take that, bitch![rand=98526108651103847577070978002909132521500167438029186834620861197]

Now there was only one other hoe to take care of. I smiled at the hoe that was admittedly sexy, and then I ran. I was tired of this. I wanted to take Zoe home, so we could have rainbow children in a tree. I was tired of this, and I wasn't going to take it much longer. BAM! Bitch cut off my arm, luckily though, it was my right arm. Never in my life had I been so happy to be left handed.
[[attacks Toast]]
[dice=200+1000]
4.0

I got a decent hit on the back, but if this was gonna be over, I needed to do better.
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Okay, this shit needed to end, now. I was so tired of this. All I wanted was a Big Mac and a kid, for crying out loud! Is that to much to ask? I was ready to finish this, and If I walked out alive, my whinnie the pooh panties would be really wet.
[[Dars attacks Toast]]
[dice=200+1000]
Deep Gash on right thigh, 8.0

Yes! These were the hits I needed to be landing![rand=783139421698838251689049848648377783345654684837008785408179848853]

I fell down, and I didn't bother holding back the tears that fell. I know I should've felt pain, but the only thing I could recognize was Zoe. Her sweet face smiling at me, and I couldn't help but smile along with her. I knew I was dying, but I was okay with it. I knew that what Zoe and I had was more than this. I knew that it was beyond description, and so I died a happy person, with a smile upon my face....also, screw Toast, she will die soon anyway.

Mean while in heaven~~

THAT BITCH!! TOAST SHOULD DIE AND GO TO HELL! OH JEEZ, WHY AM I GROWING HORNS??