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the hotwankers fight to the death [north] Jan 24, 2013 23:58:54 GMT -5

Post by Meghan on Jan 24, 2013 23:58:54 GMT -5

So I'm like walking in this abandoned field, right? and some dude comes running up to me with a weapon and screams for the "SEXYBACKHOTWANKERS" and attacks me right? so I like, attack him back with a sword, lol ~~maybe we were in an alliance once I don't remember~~

[attacks Ezra, sword]
[dice=200+1000]
[Shallow Cut on Right Thigh -- 3.5 damage]

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Last Edit: Jan 25, 2013 0:00:38 GMT -5 by Meghan

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the hotwankers fight to the death [north] Jan 25, 2013 0:01:16 GMT -5

Post by School is the bane of my life on Jan 25, 2013 0:01:16 GMT -5

So i'm just standing here and all of a sudden I see Cass. He pretty hot for a male so I say "Wow you have a sexy back, you are such a hot wanker," But he just yells and attacks me with his sword. Hot.
[attacks Cass, axe]
Axe: [dice=200+11000]
Shallow Cut on Left Thigh -- 3.5 damage
(Axe)[rand=70487418887205429021480137016624164188695605844266294598774984479]

Last Edit: Jan 25, 2013 0:03:32 GMT -5 by School is the bane of my life

Meghan
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the hotwankers fight to the death [north] Jan 25, 2013 0:07:45 GMT -5

Post by Meghan on Jan 25, 2013 0:07:45 GMT -5

Um, I think this dude wants to make out with me or something ok, but I'm not that into it at the moment ~~call me in five minutes, bb~~, so I just attack him again.

[attacks ezra, sword]
[dice=200+1000]
[ Shallow Cut on Right Hip -- 3.5 damage]

Current Damage: 3.5

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Last Edit: Jan 25, 2013 0:08:38 GMT -5 by Meghan

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the hotwankers fight to the death [north] Jan 25, 2013 0:11:12 GMT -5

Post by School is the bane of my life on Jan 25, 2013 0:11:12 GMT -5

Ugh, he givings me mixed signals. I want to rub my face on his toned face, anyways I attack again

Axe: [dice=200+11000]
Deep Gash on Right Forearm -- 8.0 damage
(Axe)

Current damage: 3.5[rand=77744830213487157659441891591996239203261910006408039925573393703]

Last Edit: Jan 25, 2013 0:11:53 GMT -5 by School is the bane of my life

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the hotwankers fight to the death [north] Jan 25, 2013 0:19:22 GMT -5

Post by Meghan on Jan 25, 2013 0:19:22 GMT -5

OW that hurt, "you little wanker!" I shout as we ~~make out~~ lunge at each other. I'm gonna get youuuuu. *takes a swig of vodka* Someday.

[attacks ezra, sword]
[dice=200+1000]
[Shallow Cut on Right Hip -- 3.5 damage]

Damage: 11.5

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Last Edit: Jan 25, 2013 0:20:07 GMT -5 by Meghan

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the hotwankers fight to the death [north] Jan 25, 2013 0:22:05 GMT -5

Post by School is the bane of my life on Jan 25, 2013 0:22:05 GMT -5

"Wanker," I shout back, he lunges at me. Ugh hes soooo hot when he is angry and drinking.

Axe: [dice=200+11000]
Shallow Cut on Left Bicep -- 3.5 damage
(Axe)

Health: 8[rand=5016737964469946916850339621305679544691694900420693629630841315]

Last Edit: Jan 25, 2013 0:22:50 GMT -5 by School is the bane of my life

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the hotwankers fight to the death [north] Jan 25, 2013 0:24:26 GMT -5

Post by Meghan on Jan 25, 2013 0:24:26 GMT -5

I'm curious as to why we're fighting and not just snogging, but I'll go with it. I also light a cigarette.

[attacks ezzra, sword]
Sword: [dice=200+1000]
[Shallow Cut on Forehead -- 4.5 damage]

Take that bitch! I shallow cut your forehead!

damage: 15

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Last Edit: Jan 25, 2013 0:25:04 GMT -5 by Meghan

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the hotwankers fight to the death [north] Jan 25, 2013 0:26:01 GMT -5

Post by School is the bane of my life on Jan 25, 2013 0:26:01 GMT -5

Ow, he just touched my forehead, thats hot. Now he should touch my butt.

Axe: [dice=200+11000]
Severed Left Foot at Ankle -- 9.0 damage

Health: 12.5[rand=5599733346607536866680419771000755538433999754497449146085418761]

Last Edit: Jan 25, 2013 0:27:19 GMT -5 by School is the bane of my life

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the hotwankers fight to the death [north] Jan 25, 2013 0:28:51 GMT -5

Post by Meghan on Jan 25, 2013 0:28:51 GMT -5

I guess I have one foot now ~~oh woops I didn't mean to fall on you like that~~. I guess we're fighting on the ground now or something ~~hot~~ or maybe I can stand who cares. Damn, this cigarette is satisfying.

[attacks ezra, sword]
[dice=200+1000]
[block, 0.0]

damage: 24

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Last Edit: Jan 25, 2013 0:29:32 GMT -5 by Meghan

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the hotwankers fight to the death [north] Jan 25, 2013 0:33:20 GMT -5

Post by School is the bane of my life on Jan 25, 2013 0:33:20 GMT -5

Oh he lying on top of me and hes smoking in my face. ugh thats sooo hot, lets just kiss

Axe: [dice=200+11000]

Shallow Cut on Chest -- 4.0 damage
(Axe)[rand=632395223248750946921310387551872071550041437155164000862278044]

Last Edit: Jan 25, 2013 0:34:07 GMT -5 by School is the bane of my life

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the hotwankers fight to the death [north] Jan 25, 2013 0:35:45 GMT -5

Post by Meghan on Jan 25, 2013 0:35:45 GMT -5

damn this dude can't keep his hands off of me ~~why arent we neked yet~~

[attacks ezra, sword]
[dice=200+1000]
[Deep Gash on Right Calf -- 8.0 damage]

damage: 28

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Last Edit: Jan 25, 2013 0:36:18 GMT -5 by Meghan

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the hotwankers fight to the death [north] Jan 25, 2013 0:37:47 GMT -5

Post by School is the bane of my life on Jan 25, 2013 0:37:47 GMT -5

Ow he hurt me, why can't we just be naked and roll around in oil?

Axe: [dice=200+11000]4
Shallow Cut on Left Calf -- 3.5 damage
(Axe)

Health: 20.5[rand=284389339620247545551314484328037910121097229421908476878888905]

Last Edit: Jan 25, 2013 0:38:47 GMT -5 by School is the bane of my life

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the hotwankers fight to the death [north] Jan 25, 2013 0:40:49 GMT -5

Post by Meghan on Jan 25, 2013 0:40:49 GMT -5

sometimes I wish I could just be lovers with this disturbed kid but I'm also really lazy so why bother ok run on sentence goodbye *attacks*

[attacks ezra, sword]
[dice=200+1000]
[block, 0.0]

damage: 31.5

[rand=39000300248153517585130580700934483378110919147735676152708474547]

Last Edit: Jan 25, 2013 0:41:32 GMT -5 by Meghan

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the hotwankers fight to the death [north] Jan 25, 2013 0:42:36 GMT -5

Post by School is the bane of my life on Jan 25, 2013 0:42:36 GMT -5

I accidently block him when i'm trying to take off my shirt! Lets just get naked before you die.

Axe: [dice=200+11000]
Shallow Cut on Right Calf -- 3.5 damage
(Axe)[rand=978365517454221834099060553126037341787158511579048720149167347699]

Last Edit: Jan 25, 2013 0:43:17 GMT -5 by School is the bane of my life

Meghan
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the hotwankers fight to the death [north] Jan 25, 2013 0:46:04 GMT -5

Post by Meghan on Jan 25, 2013 0:46:04 GMT -5

"I love you" I tell him before I'm dead. ~~we kiss~~ then I try for an insta.

[attacks ezra, sword]
[dice=200+1000]
[block, 0.0]

damage: 35

[/blockquote][rand=955820492003113469410553341731438473609723150733300522952340543]

Last Edit: Jan 25, 2013 0:46:43 GMT -5 by Meghan

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Post by Meghan on Jan 25, 2013 0:35:45 GMT -5

Post by School is the bane of my life on Jan 25, 2013 0:37:47 GMT -5

Post by Meghan on Jan 25, 2013 0:40:49 GMT -5

Post by School is the bane of my life on Jan 25, 2013 0:42:36 GMT -5

Post by Meghan on Jan 25, 2013 0:46:04 GMT -5