FRESHY & I WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD [open to 2]

WHOA.
SLOW DOWN, EAGER MCBEAVER.
We must make a dramatic speech.
I SHALL DECLARE WAR ON THIS LAND, AND CONQUER IT WITH MY TRUSTY FRYING PAN
Just kidding, frying pans don't do anything.
RALLY ALL YOUR FORCES IF YOU MUST, BUT YOU SHALL NEVER DEFEAT-
*trips*
huzzah.

[Freshy waves her mighty harpoon in the air and attacks Person #2]

[dice=200+3000]

Block - 0.0 damage

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Three two one, you've got a fight on your hands now.

[attacks kendall]
[dice=200+1000]
Shallow Cut on Stomach -- 4.0 damage

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Hurt Kendall?
How about no?
You're making a mistake messing with us.

[Freshy attacks Kire with harpoon]
[dice=200+3000]
[3156 -- Shallow Cut on Left Forearm -- 4.5 damage][rand=77888868073932834898820454254746464090775209479039025300890207291]

Oh, don't attack Kendall, okay then. Let's attack Freshy then.

[attacks Freshy]
[dice=200+1000]
Shallow Cut on Left Thigh -- 3.5 damage

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NO
You keep that sharp object away from me.
I don't do well with sharp objects.
Somebody's probably going to die.

[Freshy attacks Kire with harpoon]
[dice=200+3000]
[3162 - shallow cut on right thigh - 3.5 damage][rand=808979762718081574439758039079610308931742329150448370134984143078]

Speech
Drama

"I am SO thru witchu!" This time I dig up in my hur and pull out an axe.

"Look here, Ken doll, Imma AXE you this one time, WATCHO BIZZNIZZ FOO?"

[Disco attacks Kendall with an axe]
[dice=200+11000]
(Miss) 0.0 Damage

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you know what
this is ridiculous
Can you pull an ambulance out of that hair?

[attacks Disco]
[dice=200+3000]
[3.5]
[shallow cut queens?][rand=64116245880723178098844364285470191544899716973346109708212316036]