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like legends do || dj quest feat shy guy vs mutts
Nov 16, 2018 23:47:58 GMT -5
Post by charlotte fel d11 [Tribsit] on Nov 16, 2018 23:47:58 GMT -5
Shy Aubergine
so now we're flying, we're free
we're free before the thunderstorm
on towards the wilderness
our Quest carries on
so now we're flying, we're free
we're free before the thunderstorm
on towards the wilderness
our Quest carries on
That bird Quest decided to name Gobbles kid of creeps me out. It's just standing there and staring as I cut up the dead mutts. I don't know if turkeys think in that head of theirs, but it looks like it's sizing us up.
"Hey Gobbles, we're not going to eat you. I guess you can just, uh, follow us, since I don't really have anyone to send anything to, either."
Gobbles' face doesn't move, but I get the feeling that it's smirking at me.
All right. Okay. I stick the mutt meat in my bag and take out the firewood. With the cool looking knife that I got, I whittle the firewood until there's a pointy end to stab people with, even though I hope I won't have to stab anybody else for a while. I've already got a knife though, so I give the spear I made to Quest. I guess it doesn't look as cool as the knife though - or like Earl.
As soon as I finish with the spear I see a flash of silver in the distance. Sponsorship. I grab the parachute and find a box with a bunch of weird looking devices and a roll of really soft wire. "Yo! Quest," I yell, "any idea what this thing is?"
It's a soldering kit. You can probably use it to fix up that armor of yours.
Then a green and yellow blur speeds past me, and I instinctively grab the box before whatever it is can steal it. It turns out to be a very colorful rooster, with big bulging eyes and a red crown, that screeches to a halt in front of Janet, and promptly starts pecking at the device.
Gallus gallus domesticus, Janet chirps.
"Oi!" I shout at the rooster, but it doesn't even blink. Can roosters blink? I guess Janet probably knows.
"Janet is not food, ya dumbfuck rooster!"
I lunge for Janet and snatch it away, grimacing at the smell of whoever's pee was covering it. Maybe it's Glamour Kinkade's pee. Who knows what sort of things that man gets up to? The dumbfuck rooster proceeds to squawk and run in circles around Gobbles, occasionally picking up a pebble in its beak and eating it instead.
Well, fine by me?
"Hey Gobbles, we're not going to eat you. I guess you can just, uh, follow us, since I don't really have anyone to send anything to, either."
Gobbles' face doesn't move, but I get the feeling that it's smirking at me.
All right. Okay. I stick the mutt meat in my bag and take out the firewood. With the cool looking knife that I got, I whittle the firewood until there's a pointy end to stab people with, even though I hope I won't have to stab anybody else for a while. I've already got a knife though, so I give the spear I made to Quest. I guess it doesn't look as cool as the knife though - or like Earl.
As soon as I finish with the spear I see a flash of silver in the distance. Sponsorship. I grab the parachute and find a box with a bunch of weird looking devices and a roll of really soft wire. "Yo! Quest," I yell, "any idea what this thing is?"
It's a soldering kit. You can probably use it to fix up that armor of yours.
Then a green and yellow blur speeds past me, and I instinctively grab the box before whatever it is can steal it. It turns out to be a very colorful rooster, with big bulging eyes and a red crown, that screeches to a halt in front of Janet, and promptly starts pecking at the device.
Gallus gallus domesticus, Janet chirps.
"Oi!" I shout at the rooster, but it doesn't even blink. Can roosters blink? I guess Janet probably knows.
"Janet is not food, ya dumbfuck rooster!"
I lunge for Janet and snatch it away, grimacing at the smell of whoever's pee was covering it. Maybe it's Glamour Kinkade's pee. Who knows what sort of things that man gets up to? The dumbfuck rooster proceeds to squawk and run in circles around Gobbles, occasionally picking up a pebble in its beak and eating it instead.
Well, fine by me?
