Ratmas Day 10 Boneass: Draw an arena!
Jan 7, 2019 20:52:08 GMT -5
Post by D6f Carmen Cantelou [aza] on Jan 7, 2019 20:52:08 GMT -5
THE ROAD I LIVE ON MAPaza's house - this is a place for legends only, okay? it is a safe space where you can help yourself to various food items like rich tea biscuits and packets of Lidl crisps. be careful of the mighty megamutt that lives here though, her name is Dottie - and she is a feline wonder who resides on the windowsill in the lounge. she preys on little things like mice and bats so young tributes better beware!
garden - the backdrop to many music videos to Lady Gaga and Katy Perry's music circa 2010. it has a makeshift bar made out of wooden planks and a small shed to house a tumble dryer. there are multiple disgusting insects that reside here, many of which are thick spiders so please watch out before coming here! there are also many traps, including invisible spider webs which you won't know are there until you've walked into them. you'll spend hours trying to get every bit of web off. good luck!
haunted house - well, it's not haunted so to say but the mutt who lives there is very scary! rumour has it, this mutt leaves bottles of water in their garden to scare off any tributes who lurk nearby! they also see everything, so any sound, any move you make will be noted and regurgitated should your ball go into their garden. this mutt has balck curly hair and preys on chinese food every saturday night without fail! but don't be fooled, they also prey on CHILDREN so only go here if you dare.
scary alley - there are many broken bottles from the drunk mutts that walk these paths. it smells of cat wee and is littered with plastic bags from a nearby supermarket. there are tufts of grass growing through the tired, dated brickwork and a lethal set of stairs near the end that are like a mountain to climb. but it can be fun here - a guy told aza that he was a super secret agent spy here. who knows what wonders await future tributes?
road - ah, a simple road. be wary of feline mutts that like to eat chicken balls and small mutts riding skateboards and bicycles who will not stop no matter loud you shout. you may end up with a scraped knee, but it could be worse - a sever! there are several drains here which are never checked so you may even be lucky enough to fall in one of those! wouldn't that be just charming!
children's park - this is a serenity about 5 square metres big that has a small climbing frame and a slide. there are poisonous grasses here that have been tainted by local youth mutts who want to grow things other than buttercups and daisies here. it is also full of tiny flying mutts that will bite you all over and leave you itching for days! they are probably attracted to the smell which is foul and resembles the excrement of a pooch mutt.
overgrown field area - nobody knows why this is here because it leads nowhere, but it's still there. nobody questions your existence! it definitely smells of the devil's lettuce here and this is where all the drunk mutts fall over when they've had far too much to drink. it may be a nice place to take a tamed pooch mutt but other than that, there isn't much here for the average tribute. perhaps an ounce of privacy and a glimpse of the countryside for a potential pop music video, but nothing more. it is simply a field. it for sure has some nice plants though!
cul de sac - the houses here are lived in but nobody ever sees the inhabitants. how scary! there are constant rev noises here and it's definitely seen better days, with countless potholes in the road. you might run into a youth mutt or two here, threatening you with a snapback and low trousers and curse words. surely there's an escape to a friend's house? wrong! nobody has friends here!
secret alley - this is a special secret alley that was scaled by people when they thought they lost their old cat. it contains the distinct aura of childhood yard sales and imaginary worlds, as well as recreations of the torturous bleep test. tributes - will you be brave enough to do the same? you may find this place littered with memories of a great childhood, like a scooby, or a tasmanian devil toy, or a bike with dancing carrots on, or a blue and white camera. whatever you find, it won't help you, it'll just be fun. you might be able to sell it to someone after the games for 20p! isn't that what really matters?