tobias strauss. d2. fin.

calla RP Tutor 2,122 POSTS Pronouns: she/they last seen Apr 23, 2024 23:49:00 GMT -5 just a litle creacher	tobias strauss. d2. fin. May 24, 2020 19:05:57 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by calla on May 24, 2020 19:05:57 GMT -5 occupation: feral brat
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tobias strauss. d2. fin. May 25, 2020 15:56:07 GMT -5

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Post by calla on May 25, 2020 15:56:07 GMT -5

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Okay, so you know how we had to watch Anabelle die last year? Yeah, everyone does. Well, lemme just say BOOORING!

I dunno why everyone's so choked up about it, because I've been around for five whole deaths already. I'm a trooper you know!! And watching her almost put me to sleep, honest. She didn't even fight? She just sort of stood there like she always did, looked all sad and pathetic, and then got skewered in two seconds.

We did get Finn out of it though, and he actually knows how to knife people! I could stab someone if I really tried too, I know I could, but Mr. Strauss doesn't let us practice on real people. Finn though, he's got experience! Besides, Beau killing Rowan feels like ages ago - and he was flashy as hell! Finn probably knows how to do it nice and easy, probably knows just where to stick 'em and what sound they make up close and everything.

Maybe I'll try to wedge his door shut and then corner him in his bedroom, then he'll have to talk to me! 'Cause even though I’m not super tough like Liza and Declan, I'm still smaller than them both. And that means I'm super fast.

It worked way back when I trailed Elijah, even though after he took care of Callum he turned out to be really boring. I mean, taking the little bathroom mirror out to the front steps of the house and watching ants sizzle was more entertaining than listening to him. He literally never shuts up!!

It’s okay though, I recover quick. So Finn doesn't even stand a chance, those pro-tips are mine!

Plus he's been on the outside all his life. Bonus points!

I don't really remember much from before the Strauss house. I was only eight when I left the dumb backwater place they found me in. Callum said child services had been called in and I was about to be moved to one of the orphanages, all because of some kinda tip-off from the neighbours, but I call bull. Those weren't my real parents, I was just squatting there!

See, my mom's secretly Cricket Antoinette, I was just living with a foster family until she was ready to retire and train me herself. Swear!

I'm expecting that call any day now.

I brought my Cricket poster and put it up on the wall when I first got here, at least until Callum tore it down and ripped it into a bunch of little pieces. But I guess he just always had it out for me, right from the beginning. That's what happens when you're a triple threat! It’s like when he kept trying to put strawberries on my plate once he found out I was allergic to them. He was a real jerk back then, and if he was still alive, I know he'd still be an idiot, one hundred percent!

Because I remember when he pushed me down the stairs, the second time, not the first, when I was trying to figure out how to cartwheel down them without falling. I think it was after I called him a dumbass because I heard one of the older boys say it, and he hit me with a, "Your mom was a coked up whore, stupid."

That was his favourite line to use, and I didn't know what the words meant, but I knew nothing Callum ever said was good, so I got back up just to kick his shins and spit in his face. I think I even bit him too, screamed "She was NOT! TAKE IT BACK!!" and swung my first into his stomach as hard as I could.

He was probably just jealous he never knew who his mom was.

So when his name got pulled to fight, I didn't even feel bad! I said right to his face that he'd lose because he's stupid and no one liked him and - guess what. Elijah cut him all the way down and I stood up on my chair and cheered until I lost my voice.

Because I guess that's just what happens when you mess with me - karma!

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Tom Moderator 5,143 POSTS Pronouns: He/Him last seen Apr 27, 2024 2:52:05 GMT -5 OowoO	tobias strauss. d2. fin. May 25, 2020 17:06:10 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Tom on May 25, 2020 17:06:10 GMT -5 I love Toby! Feral Brats for the win!
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