nowles adroxis. d9. fin

calla RP Tutor 2,122 POSTS Pronouns: she/they last seen Apr 27, 2024 19:59:46 GMT -5 just a litle creacher	nowles adroxis. d9. fin Jul 12, 2020 23:20:20 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by calla on Jul 12, 2020 23:20:20 GMT -5 NOWLES ADROXIS fifteen, d9, aries, annoying!! firearms aficionado / baby gunsmith adroxis ammunitions
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nowles adroxis. d9. fin Jul 27, 2020 23:56:20 GMT -5

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Post by calla on Jul 27, 2020 23:56:20 GMT -5

Dad lets me pick out a new tattoo on my birthday every year. Anything I want. He lets us all do it, and I don't wanna toot my own horn or anything, but you'll never seen a kid around here with tats as cool as me.

My first one was a bright red plunger along the inside of my wrist because shit was my first word and Dad always likes to tell the story of how as soon as I started screaming it at him I just wouldn't stop. He'd walk us all the way up and down the block, and there'd be little Nowles Adroxis, toddling up ahead hollering out SHIT!! SHIT!! SHIT!! to all the neighbours and the workers that we passed.

Anyways, clever huh? Dad's a real joker, he never fuckin' lets me live that one down. But it gets better, I promise. The real artist in me started to shine through eventually. Now there's a duck on my forearm and a cheese knife on my ankle because when he said I could have anything he really meant anything.

I made sure he kept his word on that one.

He's real lucky he can draw though, because there's not much else he can do, couldn't even keep Mom around. I remember he helped me bleach my hair once and honestly he did such a pisspoor job that I jammed all his backup pistols and didn't talk to him for a week.

Love that old fart though, I swear. Wouldn't trade him for anything!

Plus he was the one that taught me how to shoot, and now you won't find a better gunsmith in all of Nine, maybe not even in all of Panem, so beat THAT! I've got gunpowder under my nails and it's practically in my blood, I knew about firearms before I knew about my ABCs, same as Kade and Yale and everyone else. The only difference is I took that and ran with it, made an independent career out of it.

Uncle Buck tried to give me this uglyass bejewelled pistol when I turned ten, all hot pink and sparkly because apparently that's what he thought was all the rage with little girls, I dunno. But the day after he gave it to me I took it apart and put it back together, spraypainted it a bright neon green and named it Snot-Slinger.

Like I said, I was a creative kid.

But I gotta say he's still my favourite - balanced as hell and that fool never ever misses. I still keep the trusty little thing in my waistband when I go out, tuck him in between Lenore and the FLAMEKICKER 2000 at night because I know better than to separate my babies like that.

Oh right, yeah. Lenore's the jet black long barrel I traded one of the Seraphims an old scope for, all sleek and polished up once I finally got my hands on it.

The FLAMEKICKER 2000 is one the new prototypes I cooked up when business was slow. Don't think she really needs an explanation.

She's not real pretty to look at yet, just a few bits of scrap welded together and some hella rough edges, but it's gettin' there I swear!

It's one of the reasons why I've been begging Hal for a collab since FOREVER, could you imagine the kind of damage we'd do to this town? He's got all those high end clients that I'd kill to get my hands on. Because I know Hal makes the guns look all pretty and shit, and really that's all those lap dogs are after, but I make them cool. I make them better.

Want some brand new top secret Adroxis branded shatter ammo? You got it. Looking for less recoil and more accuracy? Donezo. Better caliber distribution because the idiot that made your handgun is overcharging you for cartridges? Sure thing, pal, leave it to me!

Work doesn't come cheap though. If you come lookin' for top notch alterations, then you gotta pay top notch prices. I've got a family discount though, no worries no worries, I'd never bleed my own blood dry.

Much!

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calla RP Tutor 2,122 POSTS Pronouns: she/they last seen Apr 27, 2024 19:59:46 GMT -5 just a litle creacher	nowles adroxis. d9. fin Jul 28, 2020 0:05:44 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by calla on Jul 28, 2020 0:05:44 GMT -5 here she be ripred_bot
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dars Administrator 7,702 POSTS last seen Apr 28, 2024 0:39:51 GMT -5 — 🥀 —	nowles adroxis. d9. fin Jul 28, 2020 0:13:57 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by dars on Jul 28, 2020 0:13:57 GMT -5 "The FLAMEKICKER 2000 is one the new prototypes I cooked up when business was slow. Don't think she really needs an explanation." I stan her and want her to have good things dfjdfjdjfv
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