bailee's table testing
Jul 7, 2021 22:55:55 GMT -5
Post by bailee on Jul 7, 2021 22:55:55 GMT -5
sammy pepperwood
Sorry! My Prada’s at the cleaners! Along with my hoodie and my ‘fuck you’ flip-flops, you pretentious douchebag! … You… You did it! I knew you did it! You planted that story about the chicken! … And I’ll bet what you hated the most is that they identified me as a co-founder of Facebook, which I am. You better lawyer up asshole, because I’m not coming back for 30%, I’m coming back for EVERYTHING.
Evan: [examining the fake ID] Hawaii. All right, that's good. That's hard to trace, I guess. Wait, you changed your name to... McLovin?
Fogell: Yeah.
Evan: McLovin? What kind of a stupid name is that, Fogell? What, are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer?
Fogell: No, they let you pick any name you want when you get down there.
Seth: And you landed on McLovin?
Fogell: Yeah. It was between that and Muhammad.
Seth: Why the f*ck would it between that and Muhammad?! Why don't you just pick a common name like a normal person?
Fogell: "Muhammad" is the most commonly used name on Earth. Read a f*cking book for once!
Evan: Fogell, have you actually ever met anyone named "Muhammad"?
Fogell: Have you actually ever met anyone named "McLovin"?
Seth: No! That's why you picked a dumb f*cking name!
Fogell: F*ck you!We were runnin' onto somethin'
And we didn't say "forever, " but it's all we wanted
You were so in love with simple things
And now we're searchin' for the fire, drippin' kerosene
