above [numair v faerie dragon, day 2]
Jun 28, 2023 2:00:08 GMT -5
Post by ✨ zozo. on Jun 28, 2023 2:00:08 GMT -5
knife
- art by iguanamouthMAGPIE THE KLEPTOMANIAC FAERIE DRAGON
(and his disgruntled friends. mostly his disgruntled friends.)NOOOOO I HATE THE TREES! Whyyyyy did his Gryphon have to fly in THERE?!?!?! It's all bushy and itchy and there's squiggly wriggly things and it's DIRTY!! And when it rains it's MUDDY! And full of shiny things that aren't actually shiny, they're just full of drewdrops that make my little claws all cold and damp.
Well - if I must! Down we go. Luckily I've got skin that's built to withstand all the bushes and trees and bramble. Gryphons don't! They've just got fur. How flimsy! And humans don't even have fur - well, a little, on their heads. But I can't see this one's due to the SHINYYYYYYYY!!!!
Everyone's yelling at me now, catching up as we swoop and dive through the trunks and bushes. That's the great thing about wings, we're super agile! (So are Gryphons, I guess, but they're HUGE and there aren't many spots they can just fly through like we can.) We're so agile that we end up in front of the kid and his winged horse and his shiny and I double-back, "Guys!" hey, wait-- "Wait up!"
And then they're attacking the kid! And he attacks BACK! Since when do humans have VINES?!
Oh no. What have I gotten myself into? What have I gotten US into?! Oh dear oh dear oh-
"Guys, stop!!! GUYS!!!!"
Someone falls - is it Flapjack? Oh no! And Flapjack's Dad, Waffle, he looks REAL MAD!
"MR. WAFFLE SIR, NO-!"
But it's too late. He dives, snarling, at the kid!
I wonder if I can slooooooooowly peel the shiny off of the boy's head in all of this commotion? Well, it's worth a try I guess?
mr waffle sir the faerie dragon attacks numair, teefies! [ knife ] whilst magpie hangs from a branch and stretches his leeeetle tiny arms out to try and get numair's helmet.
5_xw_1bTAkknifethe power of a father's rage bites down on numair's arm for 8 damage. ouchie!