lil gaultier. eight. cbd1.

Pull up to the Haus tonight bitch, I'm MC'ing! Yeah, I do MC six nights a week, but tonight's going to be insane I'm telling you. Okay, look -- if I promise you a free drink at the bar, will you come? Over Lore's hot, dead, nuclear body I swear I'll get you on the list this time. Great! Tell 'em Lil MC sent you. You can point at me and I'll wave. But don't get too drunk otherwise I'm going to have to throw your woozy ass to security and I'll act like I don't know who you are. Sorry! I can't be bringing in just anyone to the finest place in Eight. As long as you don't act a fool I'll get you in at the door. Promise! And don't make me drag your ass out cause I will, acrylic nails and all. A bitch made off with one of my earrings once and she got banned for life. I got my earring back tho, those things were worth a week's pay! Save the tips for the gorls -- excuse me? Sir? Don't touch what you cannot afford and certainly don't touch the gorls unless you're sliding a fat $50 bill in her panties okay? Okay! Let's Master of Ceremonies this bitch!! Who's your friend by the way? She cute-cute. She single? Yeah? Hell yeah, she gets two free drinks on me. Don't look at me like that! Your fault for bringing a friend cuter than you to the show.