bong water, d6m

Water, Bong.

I am gross.

I am mischievous.

I am gross.

I smell like sewage.

You only clean me once every six months.

I am hidden in the back of teenager's cars, on the kitchen counters of college students, in your dad's "man cave".

But most of all, I am free.

I am,

BONG WATER.