the devil's in the fine print // avriel & archie
Jan 10, 2022 22:25:47 GMT -5
Post by lucius branwen / 10 — fox on Jan 10, 2022 22:25:47 GMT -5
A R C H I M E D E S
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LOL TOP FIVE DID I DIE OR SOMETHING
Am I living in a nightmare.
It's like stab an intern in the leg! That's talent or something.
I throw a knife and the judges just nut!
Sitting backstage when the results are announced, cameras panning over to the contestants, and I'm just over here, thinking about slapping myself in the face to make sure this isn't a drug-induced haze. This is like some kind of convoluted dream that barely makes sense – physics? She's out the window. Reason? She's gone to get milk.
One of the producers shakes our hand, says something about mentors, and now I'm floating out of the studio, Archie Jr. under my arm. The city lights hit my eyes like a blazing sun, and I almost get run over by some kid on an electric scooter.
Three days later, and I'm back here, dragged outta my home. The training center gave me the week off, my therapist said I probably don't even need her anymore. Then the intern billed me for his hospital fees, and reporters kept knocking on my door to get a word until I started shooting arrows out my window. Stay off the lawn kids!
The practice room is set up with more knives and targets than they have in the training center. Another person in a headset is talking to me, and I'm nodding along, tying together the drawstrings of my sweater until they're done with the spiel – "So about that kid I hit; isn't that like covered or something? Do I really have to pay for that?"
But there's a distraction and there's Avriel walking in and I always remember tribs by the money I bet on them. What was he? A thousand dollars? Whatever.
There must be at least one sane person left.
So I make a beeline for him, moving with purpose until that emo kid is right in front of me.
"Hello. Can you slap me."
Am I living in a nightmare.
It's like stab an intern in the leg! That's talent or something.
I throw a knife and the judges just nut!
Sitting backstage when the results are announced, cameras panning over to the contestants, and I'm just over here, thinking about slapping myself in the face to make sure this isn't a drug-induced haze. This is like some kind of convoluted dream that barely makes sense – physics? She's out the window. Reason? She's gone to get milk.
One of the producers shakes our hand, says something about mentors, and now I'm floating out of the studio, Archie Jr. under my arm. The city lights hit my eyes like a blazing sun, and I almost get run over by some kid on an electric scooter.
🐠 🐠 🐠
Three days later, and I'm back here, dragged outta my home. The training center gave me the week off, my therapist said I probably don't even need her anymore. Then the intern billed me for his hospital fees, and reporters kept knocking on my door to get a word until I started shooting arrows out my window. Stay off the lawn kids!
The practice room is set up with more knives and targets than they have in the training center. Another person in a headset is talking to me, and I'm nodding along, tying together the drawstrings of my sweater until they're done with the spiel – "So about that kid I hit; isn't that like covered or something? Do I really have to pay for that?"
But there's a distraction and there's Avriel walking in and I always remember tribs by the money I bet on them. What was he? A thousand dollars? Whatever.
There must be at least one sane person left.
So I make a beeline for him, moving with purpose until that emo kid is right in front of me.
"Hello. Can you slap me."