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calla RP Tutor 2,122 POSTS Pronouns: she/they last seen Apr 23, 2024 23:49:00 GMT -5 just a litle creacher	baz! d8 cb Jan 26, 2022 0:54:38 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by calla on Jan 26, 2022 0:54:38 GMT -5 youssef sebastien kadir baz !
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Post by calla on Jan 30, 2022 21:11:06 GMT -5

My dad wanted me to be a peacekeeper, but I turned out to be a serial-killer-for-hire, so, same thing I guess?

I blame Hector for it, honest, that's what happens when kids get ideas and start conscious thinking. Puberty's a bitch, everyone wants a little homicide with the homies. One day you're trying to murder your middle school geography teacher because he failed you on a test and then the next thing you know people are actually hiring you to do it for money??

Wild.

Take Mrs. McKay for example, she's like eighty or something?? She gave us a call the other day with a complaint about the guy living in the flat above her, said his music was too loud and he had once given her a quote unquote "nasty look" in the lobby once. And I like Mrs. McKay, she makes mad good brownies, so I took the job and then three days later there was a sudden vacancy in her building. I fixed her kitchen taps while I was over there too, might as well, right?

Good Samaritan and all that

Then it's back to the bookstore that's not really a bookstore, Jeff & Steve - Hector's idea again. There's a bag of cyanide in the register that I need to remember to put away later. I mean, don't get me wrong, it's a good front, yeah, but it's fucking boring. There's like maybe five books total in there? Kinda obvious we don't sell literature, but people don't seem to mind. I guess every district needs a good hitmen business.

Day in day out, we flip the open sign, make more flyers, get high in the backroom, wait for the phone to ring. Some lady's waiting out front right now hoping that a heart attack will take out her husband in approximately seven hours.

Sure, yeah. We can make that happen.

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