slash-and-burn / roadhogs, day 1
Mar 3, 2022 19:55:21 GMT -5
Post by tick 12a / calla on Mar 3, 2022 19:55:21 GMT -5
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So, surprise surprise, Rafael wandered off - good for him, I guess? See if I care when he gets ambushed on his own and Fatima and I inevitably stumble over his body. I won't be upset, he'll be great buzzard food!
"Holler if he comes back," I tell Fatima, "I'm gonna look around for anything useful."
The cornucopia was a let-down, all the parts and scraps there were either junk or broken beyond repair. But this all looks a bit more promising. I find a big ol' lithium battery in a hunk of metal that probably moved once, clean the rust off of it and pump my fist in the air because score!
There's a mostly intact roll of duct tape tucked away in a rotting cabinet, it's a gross neon pink but whatever, I'll take what I can get. I'm taking in my spoils, considering grabbing a weird vial of something that I found, when a big lumpy pile catches my eye.
There's something gleaming in the gloom and I squint at it.
Huh.
Something that looks like a claw is sticking out, like a giant pair of pliers, and colour me intrigued. I haul a heavy tarp off, pulling and pulling until it finally gives, revealing a kind of hatch buried in the junk. YOLO! I crank the lever and the thing screeches open. The door's heavy and I gotta use my foot to swing it all the way, it looks dark inside, but I shimmy in feet-first, landing in a crouch. It's kinda cramped, there's a stray cable that I have to push out of the way, but then the light that filters in through the top slowly falls over a switchboard.
And suddenly it's like my birthday.
I flip every single one of the switches and push all the buttons, some kinda Pavlovian response, and one of the combinations must work. The whole thing shudders once, it creaks and groans and I'm wondering if I should maybe get outta this thing now, god don't blow up don't blow up -
But then there's more light, and the pile is shifting, there's this great big mechanical sound and the ground lowers, I'm in a fucking robot.
I peer through the little circle of glass, scrub at the grime with my sleeve, and there's the rest of the scrapyard in all it's gross glory. The hatch above me is still open, there's no immediate danger around - it's worth a test drive, right? I push the little stick shift near my foot and the whole thing scuttles forward, moving a little lopsided. This is wicked. It's like cocaine to a kid like me. I'm already thinking about how I can fix it up, how I can upgrade it.
Imagine those careers sharpening their nails by the fire and then I show up in this thing. Sierra woulda gone gaga for it.
So maybe I'm a little excited. Maybe I go a little trigger crazy. There's a big red button off to the side that's calling my name and when I smash it something comes crashing down into the sand, faster then I can even really process, leaving a dent and what the fuck what the shit?? HeLLO?? I freeze, hand over the button still. I'm not even sure if I imagined the movement - it is hot as hell in this place.
Just to see, I push it again.
THUNK
Dude, what the hell.
I poke my head out of the hatch, we're out of the junk pile now, the whole mech is on the ground so I can get a good look at it. And it's got… some kind of tail? With a wicked looking stinger on the end. Then I think about those pliers that looked so much like claws, the way it shot forward. I scramble out of the hatch and jump down to the ground, circle around to the front and holy shit.
"Scorpion."
Hal's gonna be so jealous.
"Holler if he comes back," I tell Fatima, "I'm gonna look around for anything useful."
The cornucopia was a let-down, all the parts and scraps there were either junk or broken beyond repair. But this all looks a bit more promising. I find a big ol' lithium battery in a hunk of metal that probably moved once, clean the rust off of it and pump my fist in the air because score!
There's a mostly intact roll of duct tape tucked away in a rotting cabinet, it's a gross neon pink but whatever, I'll take what I can get. I'm taking in my spoils, considering grabbing a weird vial of something that I found, when a big lumpy pile catches my eye.
There's something gleaming in the gloom and I squint at it.
Huh.
Something that looks like a claw is sticking out, like a giant pair of pliers, and colour me intrigued. I haul a heavy tarp off, pulling and pulling until it finally gives, revealing a kind of hatch buried in the junk. YOLO! I crank the lever and the thing screeches open. The door's heavy and I gotta use my foot to swing it all the way, it looks dark inside, but I shimmy in feet-first, landing in a crouch. It's kinda cramped, there's a stray cable that I have to push out of the way, but then the light that filters in through the top slowly falls over a switchboard.
And suddenly it's like my birthday.
I flip every single one of the switches and push all the buttons, some kinda Pavlovian response, and one of the combinations must work. The whole thing shudders once, it creaks and groans and I'm wondering if I should maybe get outta this thing now, god don't blow up don't blow up -
But then there's more light, and the pile is shifting, there's this great big mechanical sound and the ground lowers, I'm in a fucking robot.
I peer through the little circle of glass, scrub at the grime with my sleeve, and there's the rest of the scrapyard in all it's gross glory. The hatch above me is still open, there's no immediate danger around - it's worth a test drive, right? I push the little stick shift near my foot and the whole thing scuttles forward, moving a little lopsided. This is wicked. It's like cocaine to a kid like me. I'm already thinking about how I can fix it up, how I can upgrade it.
Imagine those careers sharpening their nails by the fire and then I show up in this thing. Sierra woulda gone gaga for it.
So maybe I'm a little excited. Maybe I go a little trigger crazy. There's a big red button off to the side that's calling my name and when I smash it something comes crashing down into the sand, faster then I can even really process, leaving a dent and what the fuck what the shit?? HeLLO?? I freeze, hand over the button still. I'm not even sure if I imagined the movement - it is hot as hell in this place.
Just to see, I push it again.
THUNK
Dude, what the hell.
I poke my head out of the hatch, we're out of the junk pile now, the whole mech is on the ground so I can get a good look at it. And it's got… some kind of tail? With a wicked looking stinger on the end. Then I think about those pliers that looked so much like claws, the way it shot forward. I scramble out of the hatch and jump down to the ground, circle around to the front and holy shit.
"Scorpion."
Hal's gonna be so jealous.