panic! at the circus :: cansven vs arachnobats, day two
Mar 6, 2022 12:37:12 GMT -5
Post by L△LIA on Mar 6, 2022 12:37:12 GMT -5
knife·knife
Withering Away of the State Street Circus Club
(arachnobat pack: 35hp, knife)
Outside rhogs rage in the streets, Sand-Hides versus Triple Horns. Theirs is an old war of gods and kings. Fearsome battlecries echo through alleyways and blood flows in the gutters like a many-armed river of madness, ever flowing. The bodies pile higher each day and still the generals rally their troops for another round of slaughter while meek commoners hide behind what little protection dirty windows and crumbling walls have left to offer.
It's not safe out there!
It's scary.
Everything is much better inside, where a troupe of arachnobats huddle around an empty fireplace, staring into flames doodled onto the stone hearth with happy little crayons. It's so cozy! And colorful! And no matter how many times the same old campfire stories are told here, the big twist will always feel new if you just try hard and believe in yourself! Yes, everything is so much better inside.
That's why the first rule of circus club is: don't tell anybody else about circus club! Everyone that is inside should stay inside and everyone that is outside should stay outside.
The newcomers clearly don't understand the rules. But how? There's only one. It's not that hard. Humans have so many fewer legs and so many fewer eyes than arachnobats, so they must have so many fewer brains too. Maybe we should be nice, someone frantically suggests as a window is pushed open and two teenyboppers tumble inside. They could have at least knocked first.
It's too late! Half of the troupe has already scrambled up to the safety of the ceiling — quivering in the designated group huddle corner — after the youngest member of their ragtag band of ruffians darted up the chimney to hide. This is why they can't have real fire! Not even for campfire story time. The building's rusty support beams creak under the sudden shift of weight.
It's only the bravest amongst them that have courage enough to hold their ground on the, well, ground, as others flee upstairs or take refuge in corrugated kitchen cabinets and armoires made out of old tin license plates. Someone hides under a recycled teeshirt quilt. The resident escape artist manages to leap down the laundry shoot into the basement, tumbling beautifully in the chute and flipping five times in midair before landing with an absolutely flawless curtsy on a broken washing machine that she promptly conceals herself inside, all eight legs tightly hugging the agitator.
Upstairs on the third floor, their special effects tech hides in the toilet, pulling the seat down in an attempt to stifle their fear-hiccups. Not again... last time was supposed to be the last time! They had decided to be braver. Why wasn't their bravery working when they went through all that effort of training up! Everybody else does daring tricks that defy gravity, but the little old loser tech team can't even look at teenyboppers without their insides getting twistier than their outsides have ever been good at. The toilet seat wobbles on its hinges with each mortified hic! Hic! Hic! At least no one would ever think to look here.
Sure, it's obvious that someone has to do something about the situation, but why does that someone always have to be the ringleader?! She's not like those brute rhogs outside. Being their acrobatic headliner was never supposed to make her a war general. Oh, gosh... Oh, gosh... Oh, gosh! She's gone and webbed herself, legs stuck to the floorboards. Again. A little help please? Anyone?
Looking frantically to the open kitchen doorway and then over to stairs promising a secondary safety route, the ringleader struggles to free herself, dramatically leaning back and forth and giving the occasional jazz hands! to trick her troupe into thinking everything is fine and dandy. Yup, that's it. So fine! So dandy! Legs wrenching free all at once, she covers with a flip and lands in a dramatic flourish... on a teenybopper's chest and face! Ahhhhhhh! Its terrible white rockfangs are right there! Some of her most beloved toe hairs are poking up into its nostrils! (Of course she plays favorite with her toe hairs. Doesn't everybody?)
It's eyes are so bizarre — just incredibly, unsettlingly tiny — as they stare each other down in a moment of shared panic. No, no. She shouldn't be speciesist. It's teenybopper eyes are just fun-sized. That's all. And maybe they used to have more, but they lost some in the rhog war! That's not their fault. Everyone has suffered horrific loss in the rhog war.
Tentatively she lifts a leg to wave hello.
The leg is red with blood! Panic!
Is it hers?!
Is it theirs?!
No one seems to know! Shouldn't one of them know?!
A shrill spider-scream shakes the room, loosening dust from the cracked ceiling. She scrambles for freedom, but only manages to backflip into the other teenybopper.
Oh, this is bad. Sooooo bad. Perhaps the war is even bigger than they knew. Has it finally come for them? Have the arachnobats been drafted?!
[ attacks sven ]
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[ 2107 — deep gash on forehead — 9.0 damage ]
[ attacks canvas ]
knife
[ 2037 — shallow cut on left forearm -- 3.5 damage ]