need 4 speed / roadhogs, day 3
Mar 16, 2022 20:18:18 GMT -5
Post by tick 12a / calla on Mar 16, 2022 20:18:18 GMT -5
Feelin' kinda good now. What a day, man - punch a wolf, get sand-burn, almost shoot your ally.
I mean, what?
I think my complaining finally paid off though, Raf eventually tossed me a bottle of neon blue shit and I shotgunned that thing faster than you can say hey-that-wolf-actually-poisoned-you.
But that one's a problem for future Nowles. Because present Nowles just found another jackpot.
The sand calms down eventually, or maybe we just get used to it, I dunno; the mech's make a good wall to block out the wind when they're all lined up like this. I'm the first one to spot the ships though, I think it's just because I'm bored and kinda wandering and kinda losing my mind a bit. I don't wanna get lost out here, but it's hard when it always looks like there's something just barely out on the horizon.
But the grit moves, the sand shifts enough that a window opens through the storm, and there, in all their glory, are some of the most terrible looking machines I've ever seen in my life.
And I've seen a lot of junk!
"Whoa!" They look extremely unsafe, but that's half the fun, right? The one closest to me's got wheels that reach way over my head and the whole thing's covered in rust, there's an ugly looking tatter in the sail, a hole in the base, god it's beautiful. I grab a hammer from Rosie's tool box and use it to beat away the padlock keeping it chained down.
Easy-fuckin-peasy.
And look, okay - I'm not gonna be one of those sad tributes in every games that just sit and mope all day. News flash! We're all gonna die. Might as well have some fun in the meantime.
I climb up the side of the ship and ignore the five pounds of sand that suddenly gathers in my hair. It's got a pull like a lawnmower and I yank it - the whole thing shudders as the engine starts up and I whoop, throwing my fist up.
"'Tima! 'Tima, hey!" I stomp down on the gas and lurch forward, "Watch me do donuts!"
I mean, what?
I think my complaining finally paid off though, Raf eventually tossed me a bottle of neon blue shit and I shotgunned that thing faster than you can say hey-that-wolf-actually-poisoned-you.
But that one's a problem for future Nowles. Because present Nowles just found another jackpot.
The sand calms down eventually, or maybe we just get used to it, I dunno; the mech's make a good wall to block out the wind when they're all lined up like this. I'm the first one to spot the ships though, I think it's just because I'm bored and kinda wandering and kinda losing my mind a bit. I don't wanna get lost out here, but it's hard when it always looks like there's something just barely out on the horizon.
But the grit moves, the sand shifts enough that a window opens through the storm, and there, in all their glory, are some of the most terrible looking machines I've ever seen in my life.
And I've seen a lot of junk!
"Whoa!" They look extremely unsafe, but that's half the fun, right? The one closest to me's got wheels that reach way over my head and the whole thing's covered in rust, there's an ugly looking tatter in the sail, a hole in the base, god it's beautiful. I grab a hammer from Rosie's tool box and use it to beat away the padlock keeping it chained down.
Easy-fuckin-peasy.
And look, okay - I'm not gonna be one of those sad tributes in every games that just sit and mope all day. News flash! We're all gonna die. Might as well have some fun in the meantime.
I climb up the side of the ship and ignore the five pounds of sand that suddenly gathers in my hair. It's got a pull like a lawnmower and I yank it - the whole thing shudders as the engine starts up and I whoop, throwing my fist up.
"'Tima! 'Tima, hey!" I stomp down on the gas and lurch forward, "Watch me do donuts!"