1st Tribute to Search in Winding River - "OPEN"

Bro, it stinks in here.

What's up everyone, Andrew here! You may remember me as the guy with the wonky interview, as in wonk, wonk, woooooooonk, but that's alright because I'm here now! I made it, baby! Well, they did. I didn't do shit.

I'm so fuckin' paranoid right now, like the whole walk over to this I was like, man, this is so dangerous. Because like, I can't see out from here unless I climb up on the seat and even then its this tiny little- and like obviously people are gonna notice the booth- I did! There's a welcome sign. I made Carly stand watch outside just so I don't gotta worry about someone stabbing me while I'm in the shitter.

Today was pretty choice, though! Got a lot of really nice shit, you see all the armor, you see all the metal. Got some drinks and some food, caught some fish earlier... Only bummer is my fucking hand. Likend Subscrybe, or whatever the blonde girl from One's name is, almost cut it off earlier during the bloodbath. Carls and Tune sewed it up all nice to keep it from getting infected, but fucking hell it hurt, dude. Anyway, I don't know about y'all but I'm ready to go curl up in front of the fire back at the inn and go to sleep for the night.

Andrew out- talk again soon.

“Y’all just were waiting on me for this I bet.

Okay to start, those kids that got the wealth, congrats, your asses probably look good in all the shit you got out of it. You think that makes them special? Yeah? It does. I mean… what did you think I’d say.

Sorry to the kids that died already. I’m gonna just say I don’t really remember everyone’s names because my brain is swisscheese. But like, pour one out for them, you know? Y’all died before we even got going which I bet is probably better in the long run.

Charlie? Listen. Clap my cheeks, slit my throat, and drown me in the river. I don’t want anyone else to kill me, and if we do fight, trust, you’ll be dealt with.

As for the rest of the kids here, I don’t hold it against you for trying to get rid of me. I would want me dead too you know?”

"So, not to be dramatic, but I almost died today." I flick my hair over my shoulder, "I blame Cachi- but if I am totally honest, probably Alpha too- I told her that allying with the lower districts would be a mistake. But had she listened? Nope. I said that it was gonna get us killed. But she said to give him a chance. So I did, because I am not like a raging bitch, but like a mellow bitch, you know what I mean?" my sigh turns into a groan as I catch my reflection of the nasty scar that tarnished my flawless skin. I mean I knew it was going to be ugly... But this was monstrous, "are you fucking hiding me?" When I win this they better fix this, because if they don't, I swear to Ripred, I will sue their asses so hard.