bottoms up [ bratz v. heather ]

Before I know what's what, these three girls have assembled, transformer style, like a murder machine. One's the torso and brains of the operation and is standing on top of a second, who is functioning as the legs and crawling toward me at lightning speed. The third is being held, bridal style, in the main girl's arms and is swinging a sword at me wildly.

The drinks here must be strong.

[heather attacks bratz; sword]
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[stabbed in hand; 8.0]

How are these girls so coordinated? And so drunk?? And what are they saying about a reset? I want a reset on this whole damn trip, if we're being honest. First, my foot's broken. Then, Lindsay KILLS SOMEONE WITH A WHIP. Now, these girls are babbling incoherently and I gotta factory reset the rest of 'em.

A girl's work is never done, I suppose.

[heather attacks bratz; sword]
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[deep gash on stomach; 9.0]

How do these girls hit so hard when they're so small and have such big heads? And who's this falling out the sky like some sort of sign of the apocalypse. Hell no. They may take my life, but they'll never take--

Well, I guess they can take my leg, too.

[heather attacks bratz; sword]
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[result]

I hear them whispering. These are the voices I will hear in my dreams, or in eternal slumber.

One last time is right, girlfriend.

[heather attacks bratz; sword]
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[result]