sorry im busy sunbathing [ lindsay vs diluc vs lilo ]

"Oh my god, Heather, when we get to this beach, you are literally going to DIE when you see the view. It's so pretty, and trust me, we'll be soaking up enough sun to be super hot for when we head back home. Are you still there?" She was supposed to be walking and talking with me but she seems to have gone AWOL. Ugh, I knew I couldn't trust someone who keeps headlice as pets. She really just needs to get rid of that mane because it really cannot be tamed.

I set myself up on a sunbed with my shades on and start soaking it up. This is the life! I haven't felt this good since... well... yesterday, when I was doing exactly this! I love being hot. Everyone is so blessed to see me in this bikini, and I'm blessed too! I saw her in the mirror and she looked great.

Aw, thanks me. You always know what to say. 

You're welcome!

Just as I'm settling into a nice, relaxing day at the beach, there's the same guy who won't leave me alone. First he tries to kill Heather, then he tries to kill Heather again, and then he gives up and tries to kill me? Uh-uh. Trust me, I'm armed and dangerous with this whip and I'm not afraid to use it.

There's an unstable ginger who staggers in who has white rings around her nostrils. She must've forgot to put sunscreen there... aw, sucks for her. I look her up and down and think she's the type of girl that Heather might be friends with. Unhinged, wobbly and in need of a shower. 

"Again? Oh my god, AGAIN? Excuse you, I'm trying to get some peace here. Can't you just leave me alone? I have a photoshoot in a few days and I can't risk anything about my body changing! I look perfect right now!"

[ lindsay attacks diluc ]

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[ lindsay attacks lilo ]

whip

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