cucumber slices. lilo v heather

The transformer girls haunt me, but I manage to crawl back to the spa. I remember Lindsay and I, that first day, a simpler time. Before Lindsay killed that girl with a whip...that day something shifted...globally.

I think a shower will help me clear me head, so I start to sing, I could have my Gucci on. I could wear my Louis Vuitton. But even with--

Suddenly, this girl party girl wannabe BUSTS in. EXCUSE me, can I least put my clothes on first? It took me an hour to get them off since I'm like, you know, missing a leg and all?

[heather attacks lilo; sword]
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[result]

I don't match, I coordinate.

But I'm trying to think about what I look like right now. Bruised and half-broken foot, no leg on the other side...it's a miracle I'm still standing at all. But I'm not really, I'm still trying to get my joggers on, and my feet foot under me, and the world keeps spinning, spinning, spinning, like a party that goes sour before it gets started.

[heather attacks lilo; sword]
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[shallow cut on left shoulder; 3.5]

You look kinda crazy right now, but it's also kind of...you know...alluring? We should totally in another universe be BFFs but also like, you're a girl attacking a girl with 2 hips and 1 leg. Doesn't that make you feel kind of shitty?

[heather attacks lilo; sword]
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[shallow cut on right thigh; 3.5]

Girl, I teach a masterclass in revenge and vengeance, we can get her. I had my head shaved once and then I decided that there's nobody in this world truly worth saving so like...you gotta watch out for yourself girl, you know what I mean?

[heather attacks lilo; sword]
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[miss; 0.0]

Omg let me help you up. We're just two girls making power moves in a man's world. You've got your thing going on which stems from some problems I clearly don't know the context of; I'm just an ambitious woman navigating the world in a new way. We're girls supporting girls at the end of the day, you know what I mean?

[heather attacks lilo; sword]
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[stabbed in forearm; 8.5]

They just don't get it, girl.

But I can't believe I didn't tell you--I guess it had something to do with you walking in on me while I was butt naked taking a shower--I'm Heather! And yes, let's totally do that when this is all said and done, but like those matching bracelets that they literally zap shut so you can never take them off of your body?

[heather attacks lilo; sword]
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[result]