jules adroxis. 9.

Not that anybody cares but I really need a haircut.

Split ends are no joke! Can't shoot for shit but I can feel my hair follicles separating right before it happens. I used to cut it myself before that one time when I sneezed and cut it way too short. Not like anyone else in this fuckin' family is going to remember to restock the hand soap in the bathroom or switch the duvets from summer to winter so we don't freeze to death. They've all got other more important things to worry about, like being Victors and winning dumb turf wars and living up to some bullshit legacy Grandpa set a hundred years ago. Hello? It's '93! Why are we still playing soldiers?

Did I say that out loud? Well it's about time they heed my words before someone in this house gets blown up by a Keeper gun. If someone's gonna shoot me to death they're going to be related to me - like fuck am I dying to one of those white-capped bastards! I don't like the Keepers as much as the next Adroxis but I'm kind of glad they're hunkering down here. Things were getting outta control. I just want to be able to walk down the street to buy some nail polish and a can of beans for dinner without having to step over at least three corpses on the way.

I'm sick of bleaching the blood stains out of the bathtub every other Sunday. Just once I'd like chores duty not to include bodily fluids or picking out half a thumb from the kitchen sink. Is that too much for a girl to ask?