Nami Lake | d4 | cb | fin

Kal was such a kiss ass.

Yes, mummy, of course daddy, he was born with a silver spoon in his hands. I was sure that at birth someone must have shoved a stick so far up his bum hole that it got lost, permanently causing him to be so uptight. He was the perfect son, and I knew this because Ma would constantly boast about her perfect little Kal. Dad though, he was worse! Had the kid placed so high up on this pedestal that made it hard to look at him, it didn't help that he was so tall too.

Romney on the other hand... What could I say about that kid? Sure he was my older bro but he was kinda useless, if you know what I mean. Like I could wipe the floor with him and I am only 14! He tells me its because I am some kind of prodigy, I tell him to get fudged and to kiss my butt- its not my fault that I was simply just better than his sloppy ass!

I think Romney wishes he could be more like Kal, which I don't really understand. Kal dosen't know how to have fun, bend the rules, cause a little drama. I do. And I have fun doing it! It helps that it causes the wrinkles on Ma's face to grow too! An added bonus, don't you think?