ollie garner 🦨 district 6 🦨 cb

ollie garner.

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I think the guy with the worst grades at graduation should give a speech too, like, let's give both sides of the story shall we? 

I'll be twenty when I graduate, that kinda sucks. It's even worse when you think about my older brother being shut-in Elias who's whole life ambition is to be the smartest guy in every room. Me? See, I'm just here for a good time! The whole education system works against people like me, so I figure I'll either finish with it when I'm done with it or I'll just drop out and save everybody involved the trouble. Some people say I'm stupid, some people say I'm unbothered, I'd say I'm a little of both. 

At least I have a job, and I'm good at it. Blue Harbor Facility, ever heard of it? Used to be an incinerator complex back in the olden days, and then a bunch of employees died from safety violations or whatever and they shut down. And then I guess the ghosts got together and unionized because it's back as a morgue, repurposed the kindles! Yeah, with all those people dying to the plague a while back it got pretty busy, so they took a chance on me and I'm doing great. Freaky shit's never bothered me - I kinda seek it out. Not because I'm gross or anything, I just like that it bothers other people. 

Think my life's mission is to be a burden, can't ignore me then.