all my problems are handmade >> tat&cat
Apr 20, 2023 16:40:21 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Apr 20, 2023 16:40:21 GMT -5
t a t t o n l e r o u x .
So here I am, just enjoying my day at the mall when I see the most ungodly sight.
My sister.
Cathy, that is, she's the only one I've got left - get it, cause RIP Emerson? The whole all stars campaign is a lot less fun when you're still grieving your sister's death, but I will say the memes make it a little easier. Like, robbed queen, yesss. Anyways, Dante & I are out with my grandpa's credit card and so we of course got loaded up on snacks and iced mochas before heading out the food court. I always get these fat ass pretzels with all the salt on them because fuck my cholesterol, I'll figure that out when I'm like 50.
Yeah, I've got some years to me, baby. I don't plan on going anywhere, I'mma be my family's problem until the day I die too. The whole ride up the escalator I'm on my phone, showing Dante the Young Love reboot tweets and Trylle Fray's ugly new face every few seconds. I mean, look at Theo and Andal and then look at Trylle, who the fuck did he go to, man?
So we're just minding our business, right, walking along the store fronts on the second floor when I spot her, that little bitch. She follows me everywhere, I swear, mommy's little favorite. Meanwhile I get to be Eurydice's biggest headache - hey, I'll take what I can get honestly. Truth be told, I haven't seen her much since I moved out and in with grandpa and she took that trip to District 2. Whatever, "shit, Dante just go without me, k? I'll be a minute," I gots some investigating to do.
It's like she's on the same trail just seven minutes late, "CATHY!" I yell out over the edge, pressing my chest to the glass railing as I wave my arms out and over, "CATHYYYYYY!" Nope, nothing.
Time for a different approach. I start chucking popcorn chicken at her head from the floor above, missing once or twice but eventually I get her right in the back of the head. She starts looking around her but not above, so I'mma just keep throwing. Alternating between tossing them at her and tossing them in my mouth, I can't help but laugh when the third I pitch gets stuck in her hair. Cuuute.