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murder my boyfriend challenge >> chels&panda Apr 29, 2023 1:54:30 GMT -5

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c h e l s e a a q u i n o .

"Bitch, he wants me so bad," he better agree or I'll give him a bald spot I swear.

Just get my split ends blah blah blah, I know what I'm doing, hoe!! Panda is such a control freak, I swear. Like, trust, I know what I'm doing when it comes to hair, just sit back and let me fix you up already. We're sitting in his bathroom, him backwards on the throne while I'm trimming up the ends while venting about my boy problems. "Jason's been all like, 'why do you keep showing up at my job, girl,' but he hasn't gotten me kicked out once so he totally wants, like, it."

I'm talking making the four legged ugly. He's threatened pressing charges before calling me a stalker, I loooove our little pet names <3. "And the last time I went over- oops!" Oh shit lol! Accidentally cut a little too much there, maybe I can just even things up an inch and it'll all work out? I dunno, I'm no fucking barber, dude. Maybe Panda should have just gone to a real stylist, but that would require us spending time apart and I just couldn't have that. We're like, bffls, what would he even do if I wasn't around?

Miss me? Die? Obviously!

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murder my boyfriend challenge >> chels&panda May 1, 2023 0:51:03 GMT -5

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Post by d4 Panda Scope [Gayton] on May 1, 2023 0:51:03 GMT -5

p a n d a s c o p e .

The bitch is about to give me whiplash, throwing me around side to side like I'm a fucking doll. All the while venting about Jason... puke. "Isn't he the one who doesn't clean his ass cheeks?" I never did understand Chelsea's taste in men. She likes em broken, I like em breakable.

"oops," she says and I literally throw myself from the toilet and out of her grasp.

"Bitch you better not have." I'm moving to the mirror and I can't see the mistake. Must be in the back of my head. "Say fucking psych. Say psych right now. Or I swear to god I'll drown your ass in the ocean."

I was bluffing and she knew it. My ass wasn't getting in that grimy shark infested water. Beaches were for cute outfits and suntans. Swimming was for bitches like Jason.

"I've been the archer, I've been the prey" -Taylor Swift, The Archer

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murder my boyfriend challenge >> chels&panda May 1, 2023 1:07:20 GMT -5

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Post by Deleted on May 1, 2023 1:07:20 GMT -5

c h e l s e a a q u i n o .

"Nooo, who told you?!" Who's been spreading rumors about my man!! Sure, his hygiene might not be the best, and he might be 26 and unemployed, and he might kiss his mom on the lips when they say goodbye, but he's like, really nice.

One minute I'm snip, snip, snipping away and the next Panda's standing in front of the mirror, inspecting the damage and cussing me out. What's a girl gotta do around here to get a little respect? Like damn, trust me, dude! I know what I'm doing kinda, I watched that one video beforehand and that practically makes me a professional. "Oh my god, it's not even that bad," I say, slapping the scissors and comb down on the table.

DROWN me? In the fucking ocean?! I don't even like the ocean!

"Look, either you sit down and let me finish, or you walk out of here with a choppy bob. Your choice, man, your choice," and I'm not fucking joking.

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murder my boyfriend challenge >> chels&panda May 1, 2023 1:13:35 GMT -5

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Post by d4 Panda Scope [Gayton] on May 1, 2023 1:13:35 GMT -5

p a n d a s c o p e .

I'm starting to think she was lying to me about being able to cut hair... Now that I think of it... I've never seen the bitch cut hair in the years she's been my bitch.

"Bitch, no one had to tell me, he stinky!" I grab my nose to emphasize the point. She has a point though. I literally can't go anywhere with this fucked up hair now so I just gotta let her go at it... The worst that can happen is I buzz the shit and buy a wig for a few months. Okay wait... I could totally pull off that wig game, for real.

I sit back down on the throne. "Well stop talking about ur fucking bachelor of the week and focus then." He was joking, he needed the tea. Also Mr. Stinky was dreamy so he had to let her talk at least until she spilled how many inches he's got.