me when no za | ollie&gideon
May 9, 2023 14:01:05 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on May 9, 2023 14:01:05 GMT -5
mayhem on a stick !
Man, where IS that idiot?!
He can probably say the same about me, but my point stands. You don't just leave a drug dealer waiting, dude, bad move. Real bad move, because now I'm slipping one of his nugs into my jean pocket while I'm chilling in the park. I'll charge him the same too, I don't fuckin' care. Pay me for my time, Gideon!! Inflation's a bitch and so am I. I keep checking my watch, pacing back and forth around the same bench ready to hit the track. He didn't forget... did he?? I wouldn't be surprised, that dude can't remember a damn thing.
Probably all the weed, ayyy. When I put it like that, can I really be mad? The answer is yes, motherfucker! Expect the unexpected. Gideon's a cool guy I can't lie, I like doing business with him because he always splits a little with me after. I've known him for years too, ever since he started doing those experimental drugs though, I feel like he just gets dumber and dumber. Which is crazy because I'm the one being held back, like, how da fuq does that work? His brain's melting yet he can still whoop my ass at some trigonometry.
My only good grade's in chemistry. Wonder why that is?
Look no further, "if it isn't the man of the hour! Holy shit, what took ya so long?" I say, punking around as if I wasn't getting nervous. I buddy myself up to him real quick as if I wasn't just chatting all this shit to myself about him - cool guy, promise, real cool. Me too, tell your sister about me if you will. Anyways, I hook my arm around his neck before the two of us walk back over to the park bench. Smoking in public ain't exactly legal, but it's twelve o'clock on a tuesday. Nobody's playing hooky but us and I got my medical card in my back pocket if any PKs come asking.
That's right, medicated, bitch!
I toss the bag across the table with a "yeah? Yeah??" Eager to get this show started. All he's got to do is bring the paper wraps and, of course, the dollars. Green for green, you know how it is. Let's talk money, "so I normally charge thirty, right, cause this is that premium alaska thunderfuck 5000 shit, but," oh yeah, I've got tricks. Watch this, "I do have a friends and family discount going on for mother's day, so let's say ehhhhhhhh- twenty and we split a joint from it? Sound good?" What could sound any better, man, I don't know!