any carbs with your carbs? perry&leo
Jun 5, 2023 15:26:24 GMT -5
Post by tick 12a / calla on Jun 5, 2023 15:26:24 GMT -5
p e r r y !
" i am
i am
i am "
Forewarning for all future angsty teens that think a spur of the moment volunteer stunt is a good idea - the food here??
Shit!
Maybe it's a feast for those Twelve kids, but the carbs here? Someone's gonna slip into a food coma the night before the bloodbath and that's games for them. Yeah, sure Marcie, try to run away from the careers when you've been eating nothing but plain pasta for the past three days, we're sure that'll work out just fine for you.
But Perry? She's stuck to the classics. Greens, greens, greens. You don't get a physique like this without sacrificing a little sugar-fuelled happiness.
The body is a temple, and all that shit.
She's working her way through a vegan quiche that's the texture of rubber when it happens. There's a girl standing up at one of the buffet tables - and honestly, that's just the first sign that she's a loser. You won't catch Perry dead at the buffet, if she's gonna eat, she's gonna get something fresh and tailored thank you very much. She's already seen a snot-nosed twelve year old sneeze into the chowder.
But the girl is conspicuous no matter how hard she tries to be otherwise. Perry actually has to lean back and blink a few times, because it looks like she's discretely trying to shove bread rolls up her shirt. Perry takes approximately five seconds to just sit there, incredulously judging her.
Damn, that's sad.
Perry jabs her fork into the piece of spare tire they're passing off as food and then sidles up to the counter next to the girl, leaning against it with one hand on her hip, looking down.
Busted, babe.
"Were you actually, like, that poor?"