in the honey // tigs x arcadia; brunch buffet
Oct 4, 2023 7:17:42 GMT -5
Post by Cait on Oct 4, 2023 7:17:42 GMT -5
arcadia lumiere-fray
It’s giving: YLIP Season 2?!
Seriously, massive déjà vu vibes on this one. Speed dating with a Hunger Games twist? You just know there was a whole ass board meeting about it, run by some adolescent tween trying to become the next Jemima Quartz. Apparently, her name is Bourgeois and she’s even more of a prissy than I am! I respect the hustle though. Not to mention, she has killer taste in buffet food. I’m already on my second plate of hors d'oeuvres and three mimosas deep and damn, it really is a Young Love revival up in here!
I find the seat assigned to me, fashionably late – you gotta keep them on their toes! – and survey the girl in front of me who looks about as pleased to be here as the rest of the room. And I guess, it’s fair enough. They’re probably going to all be dead by this time next week.
So, maybe this isn’t quite the reality TV show vibe we were going for. Not to worry! Nothign a bit of old-fashioned Lumiere-Fray hospitality can't fix!
“Hey!! I’m Arcadia. But you probably knew that already right?” I’m laying it on suuuuper thick, batting my eyelashes and smiling wider than should be humanely possible, but who ever remembered the boring nobody sitting in the corner, keeping to herself?
Except... my partner doesn’t really... say anything to that. If anything, she looks even more concerned than she did thirty seconds ago.
I choose to elaborate.
“You know! Young Love in Panem?! The district-wide phenomenon which was cruelly cancelled after only two episodes??” Honestly, such a shame. I imagine Petelia is still turning in her grave to this day at the low ratings.
“Oh… sorry, but I did not have the time to watch a show like that.”
Oh.
Ouch!
“Ooooookay, well! Not to worry! You didn’t miss out on much.” And honestly, maybe having a clean slate was for the best. No preconceived notions on either end – an even playing field, if you will!
My ego isn’t bruised, I promise!!
“I’m sure we’ll be the best of friends in no time! It’s Tigs, right?” My voice ends on a question, but I know who she is. Making friends to me was as simple as breathing, and the easiest way to know someone was to at least know their first name. It’s not rocket science!
Antigone Jay, District Nine. A famed last name – oh, don’t I know the weight of such a legacy. The poor thing.
I’m the first to lean forward and dip my hand into the glass bowl in front of us, retrieving a tiny slip of paper from its depths. In a voice of spun sugar, charming as anything, I pose a question:
“What’s the one thing you will most the most about being away from home?”
Wow. Yikes. Nothing like brutal honesty to start your morning!
“Feel free to get deep with me. I’m an excellent listener, promise!” I reach across the table and hold out my pinky to her – like we’ve been best friends our entire lives – in what I hope is a reassuring notion.