bowling for soup // retro au
Dec 31, 2023 1:16:00 GMT -5
Post by thompson harvard - d2b - arc on Dec 31, 2023 1:16:00 GMT -5
If it wasn't the cigarette stains on the ceiling, it was the smell of greasy fries that still made coming to the same bowling alley worse. Theo graduated high school and stayed right damn where he was. After his many years of success in the local football program, he can't find himself leaving the area. The debilitating health of his mother doesn't help, and she needs someone to give her something in his life to watch out for.
Him and the other townies he graduated with have joined a bowling league. They called themselves the Ballers, not just because they're gay, but because they thought it was funny to name a bowling team after balls.
Clearly, graduation requirements weren't a priority in this small town.
Matching the quirky little team name, they were unfortunately assigned the remaining color in the league - neon green. "You look like a highlighter, dude." It was a last-minute entry, a whim, mostly as an excuse to steal a pitcher of beer for $3. Who's to deny a crop of people who peaked in high school with low-priced alcohol?
Over the music system, the dance-pop music had begun to play as the lanes hummed awake for the first round of games. Theo sat in his chair, tying his shoe and taking out the cheap plastic ball that his black bag held. Theo wasn't going to use some random house ball! Besides, this one smelled like cherries.
Theo liked cherries. Taking the cigarette out of his mouth and placing it into the ash trey center of their team's table, he stood up to take his first shot.
[theo bowls... or tries to]
rUVwNOSruC1-11
[1 pin]
[ball two]
1-10
[spare!]
Taking anyone to join this small and funky little bowling league with theo. do the command [r*oll range="1-11"] (without the asterisk, obv)! Subtract the pins you score and roll again.
